Must Love Dogs
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:25:00
,,,l just wouldn't expect
anything less,

:25:04
-Why can't you be sweet like that, huh?
-Sherry!

:25:08
-Hey, guys,
-Short attention span,

:25:10
You're a sick guy, you know that?
:25:12
Just another in a long line
of colossal mistakes,

:25:16
l'm not answering an lnternet ad,
:25:19
Look at this, ''Voluptuous and sensuous,
Must love dogs,'' Wonderful,

:25:22
Look at the picture,
:25:26
Well, she is appealing,
:25:29
She'll be good-looking
when she grows up,

:25:31
l'm surfing porn sites like always,,,
:25:33
,,,l keep getting kicked over
to PerfectMatch,com,,,

:25:35
,,,which is not where l want to be,,,
:25:37
,,,and this girl's profile keeps repeating, like
a sign from heaven, And l thought of you,

:25:42
Tell the prom queen thanks, but no,
l'm still benched,

:25:45
Too late, You're meeting her at 1 1 ,
Bring a dog,

:25:47
No, l'm not,
:26:00
lt's okay,
:26:03
Stop that growling!
:26:06
Use your words,
:26:09
Stop, sit,
:26:10
Stop, sit,
:26:12
-Stop, Sit,
-l don't think he knows ''stop'' or ''sit,''

:26:15
-What else have you got?
-Bruno, focus,

:26:18
Roll over and play dead,
:26:22
-Hey, look at that, Look at that,
-That's very impressive,

:26:27
-You Sarah?
-Jake,

:26:30
-Yeah, hi,
-Yeah, Hi,

:26:34
l didn't recognize you
without the cap and gown,

:26:38
Oh, yeah,
:26:39
-Yeah,
-Yeah,

:26:42
-This is really amazing,
-Yeah,

:26:46
lt is, When he plays dead,
he really plays dead,

:26:49
You don't know the half of it,
He can stop his heart like a Sufi mystic,

:26:53
-Does he sleep on a doggy bed of nails?
-As a matter of fact, he does,

:26:56
He feels nothing,
Or perhaps he feels too much,


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