:27:02
-l think he wants his treat now,
-You think so?
:27:04
While he's playing dead?
lt might ruin the effect,
:27:07
-l don't know, He's your dog,
-He's not, He's my friend Charlie's,
:27:10
-So you're here under false pretenses,
-No, not at all,
:27:13
You said ''must love dogs,''
not ''must own dogs,'' l do love dogs,
:27:17
ln fact, l had one with my ex,
:27:19
She was allergic,
went into anaphylactic shock,
:27:22
So we had to put her down, Dog,
:27:24
Not the wife, l'm kidding about both,
:27:28
This is a beautiful canine
you have here,
:27:31
-Hi,
-Yes, this is Mother Teresa,
:27:35
Yeah, she plays with lepers?
:27:38
Comforts the poor? Yeah,
How long you had her?
:27:41
Technically, she's not really mine,
She's my brother's,
:27:45
l'm shocked and saddened,
:27:49
-False pretenses,
-Well, we are related, She's family,
:27:52
And l do really love dogs,
and my ex was allergic also,
:27:56
Yes, he often had
''anaphyphlectic'' shock,
:27:59
You're making that up,
:28:02
-Yes, l am,
-Me too,
:28:07
Tell me, l'm just curious
about one thing,
:28:09
Why did you write ''voluptuous''?
:28:12
-Oh, my--
-No! l did not mean to be rude at all,
:28:15
lt's just that voluptuous,
that tends to go the other way,,,
:28:18
,,,when someone uses that phrase,
:28:20
Towards the full-figured end
of the spectrum,
:28:22
l didn't know there was
a full-figured spectrum,
:28:24
lt's one of those words
they use in personal ads,,,
:28:27
,,,like ''Rubenesque''
or ''weight proportionate to height,''
:28:30
Hey, it's your ad, You can say
whatever you want, l'm,,,,
:28:33
Just for the record, girl says ''athletic,''
she means ''flat-chested,'' Which you're not,
:28:38
But-- This isn't coming out right,
:28:41
Look, you know, l'm sorry,
:28:43
l'm,,,, l'm a little nervous, l'm not used
to meeting people this way,
:28:47
Really? You seem very practiced
and smooth,
:28:51
-Your ad doesn't do you justice,
-Well, maybe you should rewrite my ad,
:28:54
-Well, maybe l don't want to,
-And why not?
:28:57
Because maybe l don't want
anyone else to answer it,