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:28:02
-Yes, l am,
-Me too,

:28:07
Tell me, l'm just curious
about one thing,

:28:09
Why did you write ''voluptuous''?
:28:12
-Oh, my--
-No! l did not mean to be rude at all,

:28:15
lt's just that voluptuous,
that tends to go the other way,,,

:28:18
,,,when someone uses that phrase,
:28:20
Towards the full-figured end
of the spectrum,

:28:22
l didn't know there was
a full-figured spectrum,

:28:24
lt's one of those words
they use in personal ads,,,

:28:27
,,,like ''Rubenesque''
or ''weight proportionate to height,''

:28:30
Hey, it's your ad, You can say
whatever you want, l'm,,,,

:28:33
Just for the record, girl says ''athletic,''
she means ''flat-chested,'' Which you're not,

:28:38
But-- This isn't coming out right,
:28:41
Look, you know, l'm sorry,
:28:43
l'm,,,, l'm a little nervous, l'm not used
to meeting people this way,

:28:47
Really? You seem very practiced
and smooth,

:28:51
-Your ad doesn't do you justice,
-Well, maybe you should rewrite my ad,

:28:54
-Well, maybe l don't want to,
-And why not?

:28:57
Because maybe l don't want
anyone else to answer it,

:29:01
Did you plan on saying
that sometime today?

:29:03
-No, l didn't, But it's good, isn't it?
-lt is good,

:29:07
-lt's a good line,
-Maybe we should try this over again,

:29:11
Hi, l'm Jake,
:29:13
Sarah,
:29:15
So why would you even write an ad?
You don't seem that desperate,

:29:18
Why would you answer one?
Talk about desperate,

:29:21
l'm not, l mean, l didn't,
lt was my friend's, He gave it to me,

:29:24
-l didn't write it, My sister did,
-Your sister's ad,

:29:27
Your brother's dog,
Those your shoes?

:29:30
Oh, my, Look at the time!
Come on, honey,

:29:33
What l'm trying to say is
l'd like to get to know you,

:29:36
l have to get this dog home, and you
don't want to go over on your rental,

:29:40
Maybe we could try this another time,
You know, without the dogs,

:29:44
You bet,
:29:47
l'll call you,
:29:50
Sarah, for the record,,,
:29:52
,,,you are kind of voluptuous
in a minimalist sort of way,


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