:05:00
The darn thing's not
even a year old yet.
:05:02
Maybe it's screwed up from
all the lighting last week.
:05:06
Oh, your father's going to be
overjoyed about this.
:05:08
What time's Dad getting home?
:05:10
Not for another hour,
at least, honey.
:05:14
Mom. Deborah.
Come look!
:05:21
It's a UFO!
:05:22
Oh please, it's just a
weather balloon or something.
:05:25
No, look what it's doing to the TV.
:05:31
It's flying over the house!
:05:33
Let's go up on the roof.
:05:34
No, wait!
Children, be careful!
:05:42
That summer, those were the
two things I'd never forget.
:05:46
The cramped, stale
darkness of the crawlspace.
:05:50
And, equal in power
and mystery...that UFO,
:05:54
out there somewhere traveling
across the universe.
:06:02
The summer I was 8 years old,
I came for the first time.
:06:06
I was watching my Mom going at it
with her boyfriend of the moment,
:06:09
Alfred, in my old swing set.
:06:14
Alfred was all Marlboro man,
dumb as a fucking rock.
:06:20
What I would, years later,
come to call "my type".
:06:26
And only the most boring,
stupid things...
:06:27
have ever come out of his mouth.
:06:29
But seeing him like this,
whimpering and grunting...
:06:32
Iike a helpless animal, I
couldn't take my eyes off of him.
:06:53
I'd been masturbating for
years, but it wasn't till...
:06:56
that summer that jizz actually
squirted out my dick when I came.