:06:02
The summer I was 8 years old,
I came for the first time.
:06:06
I was watching my Mom going at it
with her boyfriend of the moment,
:06:09
Alfred, in my old swing set.
:06:14
Alfred was all Marlboro man,
dumb as a fucking rock.
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What I would, years later,
come to call "my type".
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And only the most boring,
stupid things...
:06:27
have ever come out of his mouth.
:06:29
But seeing him like this,
whimpering and grunting...
:06:32
Iike a helpless animal, I
couldn't take my eyes off of him.
:06:53
I'd been masturbating for
years, but it wasn't till...
:06:56
that summer that jizz actually
squirted out my dick when I came.
:07:00
Couldn't wait to show Coach.
:07:02
Oh, maybe I should start
at the beginning.
:07:04
Back in June, my Mom signed
me up for Little League.
:07:07
It was Alfred's idea, a way
for them to fuck freely,
:07:09
without the expense
of a sitter.
:07:12
Are you excited?
:07:15
Coach Heider?
:07:21
Desire sledgehammered me.
:07:23
He looked like the lifeguards,
cowboys and firemen,
:07:26
I'd seen in the Playgirls that my
mom kept stashed under her bed.
:07:30
Back then, I didn't know
what to do with my feelings.
:07:32
They were like, a gift I had
to open in front of a crowd.
:07:36
-Hello.
-Hello.
:07:38
I'm Ellen McCormick.
And this is my son, Neil.
:07:42
Hello, Neil.
:07:44
Honey, don't you want to
say hello to your new coach?
:07:48
Don't worry, it takes him a
while to warm up to strangers.
:07:55
I quickly became the
team's star player.
:07:59
Which wasn't saying much
considering the other kids...