:08:00
- Oh, yeah? How's George?
- The same.
:08:02
Well, that's the beauty of George,
always reliably himself.
:08:05
Pardon me for saying it, but I think
George is a little light in the loafers.
:08:10
- What's that mean?
- It means he's queer.
:08:13
Have you been outside
at all today?
:08:16
Here, you got a package
from Lance's...
:08:19
...and a brochure from an ocean liner.
You planning on taking a cruise?
:08:24
A catalog and a letter
from MasterCharge.
:08:28
At last.
:08:29
- What is it?
- It's an application for a card.
:08:35
What are you gonna do
with your MasterCharge card?
:08:37
Buy a real house. With a lawn
and an in-built sprinkler system...
:08:42
...buy a one-way ticket
out of this hellhole.
:08:44
Where would you go?
:08:46
Somewhere normal,
where I can be a Girl Scout.
:08:48
You can be a Girl Scout here,
I'll take you.
:08:50
I can't be a Girl Scout.
We can't afford a uniform.
:08:53
- I'll buy you a used uniform.
- I don't wanna be a used Girl Scout.
:08:56
Quit whining. You got another card
from your sister, Charley.
:08:59
I'll read it to him.
:09:00
It's another get-well card.
:09:02
What do you wanna bet?
I'll bet it is. I'll bet.
:09:06
Yep, it is. "Best wishes
and a speedy recovery."
:09:11
All of Greta's cards have
hot-air balloons on them.
:09:13
That's Greta's idea of cheerful
and uplifting...
:09:16
...a multicolored hot-air balloon.
:09:18
- We're getting audited.
- What does that mean?
:09:21
Someone from the IRS
is coming to review our tax forms.
:09:24
- That's quite amusing.
- Why is that amusing?
:09:27
Well, considering our annual income
is less than $5000 a year, it is.
:09:31
I think if we had a television,
you wouldn't think it was so amusing.
:09:34
If we didn't live off the map.
:09:36
If we had a phone and plumbing
like normal Americans...
:09:39
...you'd think it was pretty pathetic.
- Go weed the garden.
:09:42
- You're woefully behind.
- What if the bear is out there?
:09:46
If the bear is out there, come back
and tell me, and I'll shoot him.
:09:49
Well, what if he gets to me first
and I can't come back to tell you?
:09:52
No bear in his right mind
would tangle with you.
:09:55
When my MasterCharge card
comes...
:09:57
- Yes?
- I'm out of here.