:27:03
l know you are.
:27:26
- Oh, my, that"s a lot of reading.
- lt"s a lot of swimming.
:27:29
Probably mentions sharks.
Does it mention sharks, Frank?
:27:32
EDDlE: There's no sharks in the ChanneI.
- This one shark,
:27:34
they opened it up
and found a telly and a box of condoms.
:27:37
- They did not.
- And don"t tell me the telly was still on?
:27:40
Look, it"s important they take this seriously
or you may as well not bother.
:27:44
- Bloody hell.
- Bugger me.
:27:47
Are you coming or are you going?
:27:50
- Sorry, Frank.
- Sorry, Frank.
:27:54
- There is the training schedule.
- l don"t mean to be rude, Chan...
:27:58
- Things to do to set the swim up.
- ..but l didn"t think you could speak English.
:28:01
- l didn"t think you could speak.
- Danny...
:28:04
First, we need to register the swim.
:28:06
l"ve only heard you say three words
and two of them were ""salt"" and ""vinegar"".
:28:10
Will you let the man speak?
:28:13
Sorry, Chan.
:28:14
Next, we have to get a boat
and an experienced pilot.
:28:17
How about Merv? He"s got a boat.
:28:20
Merv the Perv has got a boat?
:28:22
A daft pointy one,
all chrome and shiny plastic.
:28:25
- l don"t want to talk to Merv.
NORMAN: It's got a dinky wee bar.
:28:27
- Does it go fast, though?
- Like shit off a stick.
:28:46
EDDlE: Two years, that's what it takes.
:28:48
l want to do it in six months.
:28:51
Would you have time to help me?
:28:53
Aye.
:28:58
Ed, l would have asked you
but l didn"t think you would have time.