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There is a difference
between bonafide racism...
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and just speaking the truth,
which is what I'm doing here.
:19:07
You understand that, right?
A big difference.
:19:10
Okay? Because racism, true racism,
stems from ignorance.
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It is ignorant.
:19:17
Now, I don't want to ever catch you
being a racist.
:19:22
This is not to say you have license
to bring R. Kelly home for dinner, okay?
:19:27
- Or banging some fucking beaner!
- Hank!
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No, I'm just saying that I'm scared...
:19:30
that she's going to repeat
some of this shit at school.
:19:33
And I know,
because these teachers, you know, hear it...
:19:35
these fucking dykes, lesbians,
these feminists at the school system...
:19:38
with their fucking rectal-ranger buddies,
you know:
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"Oh, it's the parents' fault.
It's the upbringing." Right.
:19:44
As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be
fucking complete assholes on their own?
:19:48
And, by the way, no swearing.
:19:49
When you were fucking my dog,
he was going like this...
:19:57
Kimberly, stop it!
Now you are upsetting Bobo.
:20:01
I just got him back from the Asthma Center.
:20:06
- Hello?
- Hello?
:20:07
- Hi, Mom.
- Hello?
:20:09
Kimberly!
:20:11
You know what this is? The Jews.
They call, they hang up.
:20:15
What?
:20:16
At least she's not jumping
to some hook-nosed motherfucker...
:20:18
Yeah, I got your card. It was great...
:20:22
except my name
doesn't have an "E" after the "L."
:20:26
And my dog's name is Bobo, not Bubbles.
:20:30
And I actually turned 15.
:20:35
No, it's okay, it's an understandable error.
I'm precocious.
:20:41
Dad got me a digital video camera...
:20:44
so that he can tape my violin recitals
and then watch them later...
:20:47
instead of actually attending them
like a good parent would.
:20:52
Mom, can you hang on a second?
I got another call.
:20:56
Hello?
:20:57
Kimberly, hey, it's Barry. Listen,
I remembered a couple of those jokes.