Pretty Persuasion
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:20:01
I just got him back from the Asthma Center.
:20:06
- Hello?
- Hello?

:20:07
- Hi, Mom.
- Hello?

:20:09
Kimberly!
:20:11
You know what this is? The Jews.
They call, they hang up.

:20:15
What?
:20:16
At least she's not jumping
to some hook-nosed motherfucker...

:20:18
Yeah, I got your card. It was great...
:20:22
except my name
doesn't have an "E" after the "L."

:20:26
And my dog's name is Bobo, not Bubbles.
:20:30
And I actually turned 15.
:20:35
No, it's okay, it's an understandable error.
I'm precocious.

:20:41
Dad got me a digital video camera...
:20:44
so that he can tape my violin recitals
and then watch them later...

:20:47
instead of actually attending them
like a good parent would.

:20:52
Mom, can you hang on a second?
I got another call.

:20:56
Hello?
:20:57
Kimberly, hey, it's Barry. Listen,
I remembered a couple of those jokes.

:21:01
You know,
why beer is better than a woman?

:21:04
Okay, great, Barry.
:21:06
Can you hang on a second?
I'm on the other line with my mom.

:21:08
Sure.
:21:11
Hello? Hey, Mom, I'm back.
:21:17
Already? But we've only been talking for,
like, a minute.

:21:23
Okay.
:21:26
Mom? I love you. Bye.
:21:36
Okay, Barry, tell me.
Why is beer better than a woman?

:21:45
I can't remember. You coming over?
:21:49
Yeah, I'll be over a little later. Okay?
:21:56
Kimberly, how many times have I told you
not to leave the table for a phone call?

:21:59
And then when you were done
fucking my dog...


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