:21:01
You know,
why beer is better than a woman?
:21:04
Okay, great, Barry.
:21:06
Can you hang on a second?
I'm on the other line with my mom.
:21:08
Sure.
:21:11
Hello? Hey, Mom, I'm back.
:21:17
Already? But we've only been talking for,
like, a minute.
:21:23
Okay.
:21:26
Mom? I love you. Bye.
:21:36
Okay, Barry, tell me.
Why is beer better than a woman?
:21:45
I can't remember. You coming over?
:21:49
Yeah, I'll be over a little later. Okay?
:21:56
Kimberly, how many times have I told you
not to leave the table for a phone call?
:21:59
And then when you were done
fucking my dog...
:22:01
you laid down on my bed,
all naked and sweaty, and you said:
:22:05
"There's nothing like hard canine cock
to satisfy my desires."
:22:09
So, how's school?
:22:12
I gotta go.
:22:13
- Where?
- Out.
:22:15
- With who?
- My ass crack!
:22:17
Okay, well, try to be back in time. Hey!
:22:20
Ass crack? That's interesting.
You know, anal fixation...
:22:24
Is it theoretically possible for you to shut up
for more than five seconds at a time?
:22:47
Thanks, Barry. That was nice.
:22:55
You're actually good at that when
you remember to take your retainer out.
:22:59
My turn.