:34:02
- No, way!
- Yes, way.
:34:04
- You're such a liar. Who?
- Warren.
:34:09
- Warren Prescott?
- Affirmative.
:34:12
When? How?
:34:15
Last year. We were sort of going out.
:34:17
We were here, kind of getting drunk
on my dad's Captain Morgan...
:34:20
and he just kind of came right out
and said...
:34:22
We've been going out for three months now,
and I really love you, and everything.
:34:26
So I was wondering
if you might let me pack your fudge chute.
:34:32
At first I thought
he wanted to make sundaes...
:34:35
but then he elaborated.
:34:37
He was very polite about it.
:34:39
He said please three times.
I couldn't really bring myself to say no.
:34:45
Well, what was it like?
:34:50
It was okay.
:34:53
Did it hurt?
:34:58
Kind of.
:35:03
But it hurt less with Warren
than it might have with other boys...
:35:06
- if you catch my drift.
- Kimberly!
:35:10
- What is your drift?
- Never mind.
:35:14
But you know what?
A few days later, Warren broke up with me.
:35:17
He said he doesn't want to go out with a girl
who'd let a guy do that to her.
:35:20
- Does that make any sense?
- Boys are so weird.
:35:23
Amen to that.
:35:25
Wait a minute, I like this one.
:35:26
- Hi, Stephanie.
- Hi.
:35:28
Are you here to help me change the oil?
:35:31
You know, I could never give up men,
because I like cock too much.
:35:35
But I don't know...
:35:37
sometimes I just feel like
I need a woman's touch.
:35:42
I know what you mean.
:35:47
Why is that woman...
:35:49
Why is she doing those things
with that other woman?
:35:53
- Why must they show this?
- 'Cause men like to watch it.
:35:58
But it is a sin.