1:00:09
"Why I deserve to be punished.
1:00:13
"I have misbehaved.
1:00:16
"Some adjectives that could be used
to describe my behavior...
1:00:19
"include bad...
1:00:22
"naughty, mischievous, nasty...
1:00:28
"and downright inconsiderate.
1:00:30
"I should know better than to talk in class.
1:00:33
"My mother always taught me
not to talk too much...
1:00:36
"and when I did, she used to spank me.
1:00:40
"She'd spank me so hard that it hurt.
1:00:45
"In conclusion, I have learned my lesson...
1:00:47
"and I promise not to misbehave
in the future.
1:00:50
"But if I do...
1:00:53
"I will gladly accept any punishment...
1:00:56
"you choose to hand down."
1:01:00
So, that's it. I'm done. Can I go?
1:01:05
- Yeah.
- Goodie.
1:01:09
I'll take that. That stays here.
1:01:24
That's it, I'm done. Can I go?
1:01:34
One moment, Your Honor.
1:01:40
- What the fuck was that supposed to prove?
- It wasn't anything like that.
1:01:43
I swear to God, it's all in the delivery, Roger.
1:01:52
Miss Joyce, do me a favor, would you?
Would you read that again, please?
1:01:56
And this time I'd love for you
to do it seductively.
1:01:58
All right? Just try to make the words sexy.