:25:02
'cause you're used to it,
okay?
:25:04
But now, you're startin'
to embarrass me.
:25:06
- What's your name?
- My name's Keith.
:25:09
Keith, do you think you can, uh,
try not to turn the ball over?
:25:12
Guys, I need you to get out there
and go to work, okay?
:25:15
And try to keep it in single digits.
Let's go, guys. Let's go!
:25:22
We wouldn't wanna humiliate him.
:25:25
That's a winning attitude.
:25:30
- Keith, the ball!
- Hey.
:25:34
What is he doing?
:25:43
Two! Four! Six! Eight!
Who do we appreciate?
:25:47
Smelters!
:25:54
A hockey-playing dog.
:25:57
What'll those Canadians think of next?
Speaking of animal lovers...
:26:00
in a follow-up
to a recent story...
:26:02
former N.C.B.A. madman Coach
Roy McCormick lost his first game today...
:26:04
former N.C.B.A. madman Coach
Roy McCormick lost his first game today...
:26:06
in the cutthroat
middle school division!
:26:08
I swear to God.
:26:10
109 to nothing.
For real!
:26:13
He has to teach the kids fundamentals,
things like which basket is ours.
:26:18
Yeah, like jump ball means
that your team has gotta jump too.
:26:21
Look, Roy's gotta do a better job if
he wants to coach again in the N.C.B.A.
:26:24
It's that simple.
:26:26
Oh, sh- Oh!
:26:29
Yeah.
:26:30
Roy? Fink.
:26:32
Uh, what the heck
are you doin'?
:26:35
Hey, man, what's the big deal, okay?
It's middle school. Who cares?
:26:39
Who cares? That's what I said. But,
you know, Roy, it made all the national news.
:26:43
And I had some solid job offers lined up,
and now everyone's bailed on us.
:26:46
Look, nobody wants to hire...
a loser.
:26:50
Look, you gotta win at least one game
with these kids if you ever wanna work again.