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in a follow-up
to a recent story...
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former N.C.B.A. madman Coach
Roy McCormick lost his first game today...
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former N.C.B.A. madman Coach
Roy McCormick lost his first game today...
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in the cutthroat
middle school division!
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I swear to God.
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109 to nothing.
For real!
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He has to teach the kids fundamentals,
things like which basket is ours.
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Yeah, like jump ball means
that your team has gotta jump too.
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Look, Roy's gotta do a better job if
he wants to coach again in the N.C.B.A.
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It's that simple.
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Oh, sh- Oh!
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Yeah.
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Roy? Fink.
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Uh, what the heck
are you doin'?
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Hey, man, what's the big deal, okay?
It's middle school. Who cares?
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Who cares? That's what I said. But,
you know, Roy, it made all the national news.
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And I had some solid job offers lined up,
and now everyone's bailed on us.
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Look, nobody wants to hire...
a loser.
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Look, you gotta win at least one game
with these kids if you ever wanna work again.
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Oh, hi.
Are you Mr. McCormick?
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I'm a big fan.
Can I please have your autograph?
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Sure thing, young lady.
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Thank you.
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- Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's my car.
- That was your car.
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It was part of your endorsement deal,
and that's been terminated.
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Have a great day.
I still think you're great.
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I want my old life back.
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Ooh!
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Huddle up!
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Now, I'm gonna
be honest with you.
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I can't afford to lose by triple digits again,
or else I'm finished.
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So I've decided to teach you how
to play the game of basketball.
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Yeah, the concept of dribbling,
passing and scoring, okay?
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So playtime is over. And if you
don't like it, the door is right there.