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:20:11
So remember, whether a bot is made
of new parts, old parts or spare parts...

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...you can shine
no matter what you're made of.

:20:19
My goodness,
what a remarkable legacy.

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Concern for the common robot.
:20:26
You don't come across old-fashioned
values like that anymore, friends.

:20:30
And for good reason.
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There's no money in it!
:20:34
Hello? Memo to Bigweld:
We're not a charity.

:20:38
That's why old fat face
no longer sits in the big chair.

:20:41
He's a relic.
:20:42
So I don't wanna hear another,
"Where's Bigweld?"

:20:49
We'll see him next month at the
Bigweld Ball. He always goes to that.

:20:55
Now, let's get down to the business
of sucking every loose penny...

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...out of
Mr. And Mrs. Average-Knucklehead.

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What's our big-ticket item?
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Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
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That's how we make the dough.
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Now, if we're telling robots that no matter
what they're made of, they're "fine"...

:21:19
...how can we expect them to feel
crummy enough about themselves...

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...to buy our upgrades
and make themselves look better?

:21:25
Therefore, I've come up
with a new slogan.

:21:28
"Why be you when you can be new?"
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I gotta tell you, I think it's brilliant...
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...but, honestly, I'd like to hear
what you employees think about this.

:21:44
- Hear, hear.
- Out of the ballpark, Ratchet.

:21:52
Just don't look down.

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