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:21:02
What's our big-ticket item?
:21:10
Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
:21:12
That's how we make the dough.
:21:14
Now, if we're telling robots that no matter
what they're made of, they're "fine"...

:21:19
...how can we expect them to feel
crummy enough about themselves...

:21:22
...to buy our upgrades
and make themselves look better?

:21:25
Therefore, I've come up
with a new slogan.

:21:28
"Why be you when you can be new?"
:21:35
I gotta tell you, I think it's brilliant...
:21:37
...but, honestly, I'd like to hear
what you employees think about this.

:21:44
- Hear, hear.
- Out of the ballpark, Ratchet.

:21:52
Just don't look down.
:22:04
Hey.
:22:07
Get off.
:22:09
Go on, get off.
:22:13
Get off of...
:22:14
Cappy, you haven't said a word.
:22:17
- It gave me chills.
- Thank you, thank you.

:22:21
- But...
- But?

:22:23
I'm just wondering,
why would robots buy new upgrades...

:22:27
...if parts are so much cheaper?
:22:30
Oh, right. Well, that's easy.
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Because as of today,
we are no longer making spare parts.

:22:37
Do you know what I call robots
who can't afford upgrades? Scrap metal.

:22:41
You see them on the streets,
misshapen and rust-covered.

:22:44
They turn your insides out.
You wanna run home and scrub yourself.

:22:49
Now, Cappy, I want your department
to push our new slogan.

:22:52
In fact, I'm moving you
into the office right next to mine.

:22:55
We'll be working very,
very closely together on this one.

:22:59
- Won't that be fun?
- Oodles.


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