The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:03:02
Good morning, Paula.
Andy.

:03:06
Excuse me.
I have a question.

:03:08
What is the difference between
Hi8 and Digital video tapes?

:03:14
I'm not a salesman,
so, I could probably...

:03:16
Welcome to Smart Tech.
How can I be of service
to you?

:03:19
Well, I was just
wondering...

:03:20
what is the difference
between these?

:03:24
(Jay)
Well, if I'm photographing
someone as fine as yourself...

:03:27
I'd probably go Digital.
:03:31
* Hey, don't worry
I've been lied to **

:03:42
My God.
Sorry I'm late, man.
No problem.

:03:46
Oh, man.
:03:48
I had a weekend.
Yeah?

:03:50
We went to Tijuana, Mexico,
you know...

:03:54
and we thought
it would be fun, you know,
to go to this show.

:03:57
Everyone's, "You gotta
check out one of these shows."

:03:59
And, you know,
it's a woman fucking a horse.

:04:02
We get there,
and, you know, we think
it's gonna be awesome...

:04:05
and it is not as cool
as it sounds like
it would be, man.

:04:09
It's kind of gross.
Yeah.

:04:11
You think,
"A woman fucking a horse"...

:04:13
and you get there
and it's...

:04:15
a woman fucking a horse.
Yeah.

:04:17
It was really
giving it to her.

:04:19
And you know what...
:04:20
to be honest, I felt
bad for her. We all
just felt bad for her.

:04:23
Yeah.
Kind of felt bad
for the horse.

:04:24
Wow, that's something.
So what did you get up to?

:04:29
You know, I just kind
of hung out. I was...

:04:32
God, Friday,
when I went home...

:04:34
I really wanted
an egg-salad sandwich.

:04:36
And I was just obsessing
about it and I was like:

:04:38
"Man, I'm gonna
make one of those."

:04:40
So Saturday I went out
and I got, like,
a dozen eggs...

:04:44
and I boiled them all
and then I just...

:04:47
I spent, I don't know,
probably three hours...

:04:52
like, three-and-a-half hours
making...

:04:53
you know, the mayonnaise
and the onions and paprika...

:04:57
and, you know,
all the accoutrement.


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