The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:17:00
Okay.
I have a very fulfilling life.

:17:03
**[playing]
:17:06
And now, I am making
your silver pants blue.

:17:11
Get some roadburn, come on!
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Come on, sucker!
:17:16
* Now, pretty ladies
around the world *

:17:19
* Got a weird thing
to show you **

:17:21
[laughing]
:17:22
Oh, my God!
:17:28
Hey, Will and Grace,
back to work.

:17:31
Hey, Haziz, can you just
give us a second?

:17:33
We're just kind of
in the middle of something.

:17:36
I'm on my break, okay?
:17:37
Fuck off, Haziz.
Leave us alone, all right?

:17:40
Fuck off? Fuck you!
Fuck you!

:17:42
Fuck you! Fuck off.
Fuck off.

:17:44
I'm gonna kick you
in the nuts, asshole.

:17:46
Hey, hey!
Watch the language, okay?
I have a family.

:17:49
Watch how you talk to me!
:17:50
It's a free country, Bambi.
I can smoke out here
if I want to.

:17:54
Smoke my pole.
:17:55
You are a very unkind man.
Get inside!

:17:57
This is not professional.
:17:59
Paula,
this asshole over here...

:18:01
It's okay.
(Haziz)
Paula!

:18:03
It's all right. Come on.
You know, it's just...

:18:06
So, how could this
not have happened?

:18:08
It just never happened.
:18:10
When I was young, I tried,
and it didn't happen.

:18:14
And then I got older and I got
more and more nervous...

:18:18
because it hadn't
happened yet.
And I got kind of...

:18:22
weirded out about it.
Then it really
didn't happen...

:18:25
and then, I don't know,
I just kind of stopped trying.

:18:29
Do you want to give it
another shot?

:18:31
Maybe it's too late.
:18:34
Sometimes I feel that
it is just too late for me.

:18:37
No, that's crazy.
:18:39
You're 40 years old.
You know, 40 is the new 20.

:18:42
You wanna spend
the next 60 years
of your life...

:18:44
never experiencing sex?
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And not just sex, but love...
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and a relationship,
and laughing and cuddling
and all that shit.

:18:53
I don't know.
:18:56
I wouldn't know what to do.
Look, you gotta take a risk.

:18:59
You gotta risk it.
Look at me.


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