The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:16:02
It's not about
butthole pleasures at all.

:16:04
It's not about
this rusty trombone
and dirty Sanchez.

:16:07
Please stop.
And Cincinnati bowtie.

:16:10
And your pussy juice cocktail
and this shit-stained balls.

:16:15
Mooj, just please stop.
Just relax...

:16:17
All right.
That's enough, party's over.

:16:19
Let the virgin
get back to work.

:16:25
Andy!
:16:27
Andy, come on.
We were just kidding.

:16:29
Pointless.
:16:30
Andy, nobody cares
that you're a virgin.

:16:33
Don't be such a baby.
:16:35
They were just having fun.
They didn't mean anything.

:16:37
Get away from me, David.
Wait a minute.

:16:39
Stop following me!
Hold up.

:16:45
Hold on.
I'm gonna have to
quit my job now.

:16:46
You don't have to
quit your job.

:16:48
You know what, I don't wanna
go out with you guys.

:16:50
Fine.
Okay? I don't need your help.

:16:51
Okay, fine, you don't
have to go out with us
if you don't want.

:16:54
You know what,
I respect women,
I love women.

:16:57
I respect them so much
that I completely
stay away from them.

:17:00
Okay.
I have a very fulfilling life.

:17:03
**[playing]
:17:06
And now, I am making
your silver pants blue.

:17:11
Get some roadburn, come on!
:17:13
Come on, sucker!
:17:16
* Now, pretty ladies
around the world *

:17:19
* Got a weird thing
to show you **

:17:21
[laughing]
:17:22
Oh, my God!
:17:28
Hey, Will and Grace,
back to work.

:17:31
Hey, Haziz, can you just
give us a second?

:17:33
We're just kind of
in the middle of something.

:17:36
I'm on my break, okay?
:17:37
Fuck off, Haziz.
Leave us alone, all right?

:17:40
Fuck off? Fuck you!
Fuck you!

:17:42
Fuck you! Fuck off.
Fuck off.

:17:44
I'm gonna kick you
in the nuts, asshole.

:17:46
Hey, hey!
Watch the language, okay?
I have a family.

:17:49
Watch how you talk to me!
:17:50
It's a free country, Bambi.
I can smoke out here
if I want to.

:17:54
Smoke my pole.
:17:55
You are a very unkind man.
Get inside!

:17:57
This is not professional.
:17:59
Paula,
this asshole over here...


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