:24:01
That's how a tiger know
he got to tackle a gazelle.
:24:04
There's a code
written in his DNA.
:24:06
It says,
"Tackle the gazelle."
Okay.
:24:08
And believe it or not,
in every man, there's
a code written that says:
:24:11
"Tackle drunk bitches."
No.
:24:13
You know what,
I don't feel comfortable...
:24:18
hitting on drunk "bitches,"
you know.
:24:20
I don't think that's right.
:24:21
Okay, hold up.
:24:23
First of all,
you making it out to be
some kind of bad thing.
:24:26
I didn't use bitches
in a derogatory sense.
You did.
:24:28
It just does...
This doesn't feel right.
:24:30
Of course it don't feel right.
What has felt right for you
didn't work.
:24:33
You need to try
some wrong, dawg.
:24:38
Okay, how do I tell
which ones are drunk?
:24:40
Now you're talking.
All right, check this out.
:24:42
You see this redhead
over here?
Where?
:24:44
With the big old titties.
I'm not gonna
stare at a woman.
:24:47
Dawg, I'm not telling you
to stare at nobody.
:24:50
I'm telling you to use
your peripherals.
Now look at me.
:24:53
See. Look. See?
Yeah.
:24:55
I'm not looking at you.
:24:57
No. I'm looking at...
You're looking at her?
:25:01
What do you want me to do?
I want you to use
your peripherals.
:25:05
See? I'm not looking at you.
:25:08
No. See, I'm looking
at the redhead at 3:00
with the big titties.
:25:13
You see her, racked up
right there, see her?
:25:16
Yes.
Yeah.
:25:18
You find one with
the peripherals.
Okay.
:25:21
You see, over by the post.
:25:25
It looks like a...
:25:27
It's either a ficus...
:25:28
It might be
a rubber tree plant.
:25:30
All right, if you're
making a joke, dawg,
it's not funny.
:25:33
I see a blonde
and she's very pretty.
:25:36
Better, okay. All right.
:25:38
Now with your peripherals...
Yeah.
:25:41
...you got to scope out
a hot, drunk chick.
:25:43
And then you should
make your move.
:25:45
Okay? All right.
Yes.
:25:47
And remember, it's
more important that she's
drunk than she's hot.
:25:50
For this first one.
Go get her.
Peripherals, though.
:25:52
All the way.
:25:54
All peripherals.