The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:25:01
What do you want me to do?
I want you to use
your peripherals.

:25:05
See? I'm not looking at you.
:25:08
No. See, I'm looking
at the redhead at 3:00
with the big titties.

:25:13
You see her, racked up
right there, see her?

:25:16
Yes.
Yeah.

:25:18
You find one with
the peripherals.
Okay.

:25:21
You see, over by the post.
:25:25
It looks like a...
:25:27
It's either a ficus...
:25:28
It might be
a rubber tree plant.

:25:30
All right, if you're
making a joke, dawg,
it's not funny.

:25:33
I see a blonde
and she's very pretty.

:25:36
Better, okay. All right.
:25:38
Now with your peripherals...
Yeah.

:25:41
...you got to scope out
a hot, drunk chick.

:25:43
And then you should
make your move.

:25:45
Okay? All right.
Yes.

:25:47
And remember, it's
more important that she's
drunk than she's hot.

:25:50
For this first one.
Go get her.
Peripherals, though.

:25:52
All the way.
:25:54
All peripherals.
:26:03
That boy is stubborn.
:26:07
Hi, I'm Andy.
You look comfortable.

:26:11
Can I get you
another cocktail?

:26:13
Too drunk.
:26:14
But you got the right idea.
But clinically alive.

:26:20
Hey!
Yo!

:26:21
I'm having trouble
finding the drunk people.

:26:24
You want to know
where there's one?
Yeah.

:26:26
I. I, Captain Yellowshirts.
:26:30
[Growls]
:26:31
Okay. Have a good one.
:26:33
Yo!
What?

:26:34
I met a girl and she's here
with a bachelorette party...

:26:38
and they invited us
to party with them.

:26:40
Okay, that's good.
It's so good...

:26:43
because no one is hornier
than a girl...

:26:45
who's about to watch
her friend get married
to a guy.

:26:47
It's so funny.
:26:50
[Women whooping]
:26:53
So we just decided because
this is my last night
as a free woman...

:26:57
before I marry Dan,
that we would just wig out.


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