The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:26:03
That boy is stubborn.
:26:07
Hi, I'm Andy.
You look comfortable.

:26:11
Can I get you
another cocktail?

:26:13
Too drunk.
:26:14
But you got the right idea.
But clinically alive.

:26:20
Hey!
Yo!

:26:21
I'm having trouble
finding the drunk people.

:26:24
You want to know
where there's one?
Yeah.

:26:26
I. I, Captain Yellowshirts.
:26:30
[Growls]
:26:31
Okay. Have a good one.
:26:33
Yo!
What?

:26:34
I met a girl and she's here
with a bachelorette party...

:26:38
and they invited us
to party with them.

:26:40
Okay, that's good.
It's so good...

:26:43
because no one is hornier
than a girl...

:26:45
who's about to watch
her friend get married
to a guy.

:26:47
It's so funny.
:26:50
[Women whooping]
:26:53
So we just decided because
this is my last night
as a free woman...

:26:57
before I marry Dan,
that we would just wig out.

:27:00
We're wigging out!
:27:03
You guys are hilarious.
:27:07
Wait a minute.
:27:08
Yes, Mr. President.
Yes, the erection results
are in.

:27:12
[All laughing]
:27:13
Hey, guys, look,
it's Dr. Zeus' penis.

:27:16
I really mean this.
:27:19
Hey, everybody,
who wants penis cake?

:27:22
I do.
:27:23
(Cal)
She does.
Hey, you guys,
Betty Cocker.

:27:26
[All laughing]
:27:28
What a good guy. What a...
:27:30
Dan, the guy
Robin's marrying...

:27:32
is such a good guy.
:27:35
He sounds like a good guy.
:27:37
I hated him for like two years
'cause he cheated on me.

:27:40
But...
:27:44
he's really changed now.
:27:47
He's a really good guy now.
Your friends seem nice.

:27:50
You have really kind eyes,
you know that?

:27:53
Thanks. Your hat
has sequins.

:27:59
Mmm.

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