The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:27:00
We're wigging out!
:27:03
You guys are hilarious.
:27:07
Wait a minute.
:27:08
Yes, Mr. President.
Yes, the erection results
are in.

:27:12
[All laughing]
:27:13
Hey, guys, look,
it's Dr. Zeus' penis.

:27:16
I really mean this.
:27:19
Hey, everybody,
who wants penis cake?

:27:22
I do.
:27:23
(Cal)
She does.
Hey, you guys,
Betty Cocker.

:27:26
[All laughing]
:27:28
What a good guy. What a...
:27:30
Dan, the guy
Robin's marrying...

:27:32
is such a good guy.
:27:35
He sounds like a good guy.
:27:37
I hated him for like two years
'cause he cheated on me.

:27:40
But...
:27:44
he's really changed now.
:27:47
He's a really good guy now.
Your friends seem nice.

:27:50
You have really kind eyes,
you know that?

:27:53
Thanks. Your hat
has sequins.

:27:59
Mmm.
:28:04
Mmm.
:28:09
[Both tittering]
:28:11
Your hands are on my belt.
What?

:28:13
Your hands are on my belt.
I'm sorry.

:28:15
It's good.
:28:17
You're cute.
:28:19
This is kind of lame.
You wanna get out of here?

:28:21
Okay, yeah.
:28:28
Yeah.
Fuck.

:28:30
Come on.
Okay.

:28:36
You wanna drive?
:28:38
I don't have a car
with me here, so...

:28:40
Cars just suck.
:28:43
[Grunting]
:28:44
I'm driving.
:28:46
Are you drunk?
:28:48
No, I didn't have anything
to drink.

:28:49
Blow into this?
Okay.

:28:53
[Beeping]
:28:56
What is this?
The judge recommended
I get one.


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