The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:30:00
You're not a...
:30:03
Ugh.
:30:05
I think I ate some
bad shellfish sandwich
or something.

:30:09
You're cute.
No.

:30:17
That tasted good.
That tasted like shellfish.

:30:22
Look out! Sorry.
:30:25
Watch it!
:30:27
[Exclaiming]
:30:29
Do you think I'm pretty?
Oh, yes.

:30:32
Oh, God, yes!
:30:35
You're not looking at me.
Yes, you're pretty.

:30:37
You're not looking at me.
Yes, you're pretty.

:30:39
Do you think I'm pretty?
Look at me.

:30:42
Look at me!
I'm looking! You're pretty!

:30:45
God, I just wanna live!
:30:49
God, I hope
I get my period soon.

:30:52
I am in a bad mood.
Okay.

:30:55
I'm so tired.
:30:59
Hey, whoa!
:31:00
[Glass shattering]
:31:01
Oh, God! Turn away!
:31:04
Hey, get off the wheel.
:31:08
You're not gonna
get in my pants
acting like that.

:31:11
I'm starving.
:31:13
Let's get some
fucking French toast.

:31:16
[Tires screeching]
:31:17
Okay, here we are.
Oh, God, we made it.

:31:21
Home sweet home.
:31:24
Oh, mommy!
:31:25
[Screeching]
:31:28
[Panting]
:31:29
Are you okay?
The fucker came
out of nowhere.

:31:34
Okay. We're okay.
:31:37
[Laughing]
:31:39
[Crying]
:31:40
Are you okay?
:31:42
Well, are you...
What's the matter?

:31:48
[Gasps]
:31:50
I'm sorry.
:31:52
That's okay.
I think I kind of
had that coming.

:31:56
I'll still have sex with you
if you want.

:31:58
You know what, I think
I'm gonna pass on the sex,
if you don't mind.


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