:36:01
See, you still mad at me?
:36:02
No, I was never.
Right, you see what I mean?
:36:04
Yeah, we gonna
celebrate it, man. Yeah.
:36:06
This is pretty cool.
Yeah.
:36:08
Unbelievable.
Come on,
give him some credit, man.
:36:10
The man pulled a number.
:36:11
It's just... I was in...
I can't believe that happened.
:36:14
What you did
with you's own hand.
:36:15
Man, she just gave me
her number.
:36:18
That's great, man.
I'm telling you,
love is a mysterious fig.
:36:22
It is.
:36:23
Okay, here's a question.
When should I call her?
:36:27
You like her?
Yeah.
:36:28
You definitely
don't want to call her.
:36:30
When is the next Olympics?
:36:31
(Jay)
So what you just
got to do is...
:36:33
just get you a bunch
of these hood rats...
:36:35
run through them,
just knock them out.
:36:36
Boom, boom, boom.
:36:37
And once you've done
slayed like 20,
30 of them hood rats...
:36:40
now you ready to go up
to the upper echelon type ho.
:36:43
You know what I mean?
I'm not a big ho runner.
:36:45
My uncle used to drive
a ho runner.
:36:47
Screw these analogies.
What he's saying is...
:36:49
you are going to be so bad
at sex the first time...
:36:51
you don't want to have sex
with someone you like...
:36:53
'cause they'll think
you're a weirdo for being
so lame at it.
:36:55
You want to have sex
with hood rats first...
:36:57
so that by the time
you get to the girl
you do like...
:37:00
you're not terrible at sex,
you'll be mediocre at it.
:37:03
Probably still
pretty bad, though.
:37:05
(Jay)
Let's put it up for my man
for pulling that number.
:37:07
Way to go, man.
Politicked his ass off.
:37:10
(Cal)
You did politic.
Thanks a lot.
:37:12
Like a train, round the bend.
You ready?
:37:25
[Clears throat]
:37:47
[Coughing]
:37:48
Yeah.
:37:50
I can't.
Do it.
:37:52
I can't pee in public.
Gotta do it.
:37:53
I've got a mental block
about it.
:37:55
Come on, do it.
I'm shy!