The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:35:02
No. I don't.
:35:04
So why do you have a store?
:35:06
I don't know.
:35:07
No, I think it's because,
you know, I wanna maybe
look professional...

:35:11
and not like a crazy person
who's just gonna
steal all your shit.

:35:14
Sure. I didn't
mean anything by that.

:35:16
No, it's okay.
:35:18
You know what,
you should come by sometime
if you want, you know...

:35:22
see it for yourself,
check it out.

:35:24
I'll check out
your empty store.

:35:25
Yeah, it's the one
across the street
that's not empty.

:35:30
Here's my number. So...
:35:32
All right.
So, just anytime.

:35:35
Why do I need your number
if you're across the street,
though?

:35:39
I don't really have
a good answer for that, Andy.
I just...

:35:42
Sorry.
Just giving it to you.

:35:44
So I'll write you up,
and I'll meet you over
at the register.

:35:48
Okay.
And check you out...
Check out.

:35:49
Okay, see you over there.
Okay.

:35:51
Okay.
:35:52
Awful chatty.
Hey...

:35:55
Look, I think she gave me
her number.

:35:57
She wrote down her number,
but I think she gave me
her number.

:35:59
No, she gave you.
Dude, man.

:36:01
See, you still mad at me?
:36:02
No, I was never.
Right, you see what I mean?

:36:04
Yeah, we gonna
celebrate it, man. Yeah.

:36:06
This is pretty cool.
Yeah.

:36:08
Unbelievable.
Come on,
give him some credit, man.

:36:10
The man pulled a number.
:36:11
It's just... I was in...
I can't believe that happened.

:36:14
What you did
with you's own hand.

:36:15
Man, she just gave me
her number.

:36:18
That's great, man.
I'm telling you,
love is a mysterious fig.

:36:22
It is.
:36:23
Okay, here's a question.
When should I call her?

:36:27
You like her?
Yeah.

:36:28
You definitely
don't want to call her.

:36:30
When is the next Olympics?
:36:31
(Jay)
So what you just
got to do is...

:36:33
just get you a bunch
of these hood rats...

:36:35
run through them,
just knock them out.

:36:36
Boom, boom, boom.
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And once you've done
slayed like 20,
30 of them hood rats...

:36:40
now you ready to go up
to the upper echelon type ho.

:36:43
You know what I mean?
I'm not a big ho runner.

:36:45
My uncle used to drive
a ho runner.

:36:47
Screw these analogies.
What he's saying is...

:36:49
you are going to be so bad
at sex the first time...

:36:51
you don't want to have sex
with someone you like...

:36:53
'cause they'll think
you're a weirdo for being
so lame at it.

:36:55
You want to have sex
with hood rats first...

:36:57
so that by the time
you get to the girl
you do like...


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