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you don't wanna buy
any VCR.

:34:01
It's a dead technology.
:34:03
It's like getting
an eight-track player.

:34:07
Yeah.
Or a Betamax.

:34:10
You know what, actually
I'd recommend this one.

:34:12
This is a dual.
:34:13
You've got the VCR
and DVD combo.

:34:16
So, you know,
that technology would be
probably pretty good for...

:34:20
Six months or so?
Yeah.

:34:21
That's good.
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At best. Sorry.
:34:25
No.
As good as it gets.

:34:27
Okay, that sounds good,
then.

:34:29
Okay, all right.
:34:30
[Cal speaking Spanish]
:34:31
It's perfect.
Sorry.

:34:32
Coming through.
:34:34
Okay.
:34:35
God, you know,
it's so funny, I work
right across the street...

:34:38
and I've never been
in this place.

:34:39
Really? Where at?
Yeah.

:34:41
The
"We Sell Your Stuff On eBay"
store.

:34:44
Yes.
And that's the name?

:34:46
Yeah, I was
looking for something...

:34:48
you know, obvious.
So I chose that.

:34:51
I don't understand.
So, what, you do what?

:34:54
Well, I take the stuff
that you don't want...

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and then I "sell" it
on eBay.

:34:58
But you don't actually
sell anything in the store?

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No. I don't.
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So why do you have a store?
:35:06
I don't know.
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No, I think it's because,
you know, I wanna maybe
look professional...

:35:11
and not like a crazy person
who's just gonna
steal all your shit.

:35:14
Sure. I didn't
mean anything by that.

:35:16
No, it's okay.
:35:18
You know what,
you should come by sometime
if you want, you know...

:35:22
see it for yourself,
check it out.

:35:24
I'll check out
your empty store.

:35:25
Yeah, it's the one
across the street
that's not empty.

:35:30
Here's my number. So...
:35:32
All right.
So, just anytime.

:35:35
Why do I need your number
if you're across the street,
though?

:35:39
I don't really have
a good answer for that, Andy.
I just...

:35:42
Sorry.
Just giving it to you.

:35:44
So I'll write you up,
and I'll meet you over
at the register.

:35:48
Okay.
And check you out...
Check out.

:35:49
Okay, see you over there.
Okay.

:35:51
Okay.
:35:52
Awful chatty.
Hey...

:35:55
Look, I think she gave me
her number.

:35:57
She wrote down her number,
but I think she gave me
her number.

:35:59
No, she gave you.
Dude, man.


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