The 40 Year Old Virgin
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and what you're doing is...
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you're psyching yourself
into thinking
it's some impossible feat.

:33:08
Yeah, I think
you're right.

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I'm putting the pussy up
on a pedestal.

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Right.
That's it.

:33:14
It's "Pussalia," right?
:33:15
Look where you going.
I don't wanna say
the word anymore.

:33:18
Say what word?
"Pussy." I don't wanna say it.

:33:20
Fuck it.
"Pussy" is a scientific word.

:33:23
Dude! New pants, man.
:33:25
You know what, Dave?
:33:26
You know, you said
there wasn't gonna be
any pressure at all.

:33:29
(David)
I'm not pressuring you.
Excuse me.

:33:31
Can one of you guys
help me, please?

:33:32
No hablo English, lady.
:33:35
I actually am helping
a customer right now.

:33:38
Okay, well...
I'm on break.

:33:40
But our stock supervisor
is very knowledgeable.

:33:43
He can answer
all of your questions
and he'd love to help you.

:33:45
Thank you.
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Have a nice day.
You, too.

:33:49
Great, okay. Hi, I'm Trish.
Hi, Andy is my name.

:33:54
This one looks pretty good.
You don't wanna buy that VCR.

:33:57
I don't?
:33:58
No, actually to be
totally honest with you...

:34:00
you don't wanna buy
any VCR.

:34:01
It's a dead technology.
:34:03
It's like getting
an eight-track player.

:34:07
Yeah.
Or a Betamax.

:34:10
You know what, actually
I'd recommend this one.

:34:12
This is a dual.
:34:13
You've got the VCR
and DVD combo.

:34:16
So, you know,
that technology would be
probably pretty good for...

:34:20
Six months or so?
Yeah.

:34:21
That's good.
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At best. Sorry.
:34:25
No.
As good as it gets.

:34:27
Okay, that sounds good,
then.

:34:29
Okay, all right.
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[Cal speaking Spanish]
:34:31
It's perfect.
Sorry.

:34:32
Coming through.
:34:34
Okay.
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God, you know,
it's so funny, I work
right across the street...

:34:38
and I've never been
in this place.

:34:39
Really? Where at?
Yeah.

:34:41
The
"We Sell Your Stuff On eBay"
store.

:34:44
Yes.
And that's the name?

:34:46
Yeah, I was
looking for something...

:34:48
you know, obvious.
So I chose that.

:34:51
I don't understand.
So, what, you do what?

:34:54
Well, I take the stuff
that you don't want...

:34:56
and then I "sell" it
on eBay.

:34:58
But you don't actually
sell anything in the store?


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