The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:32:01
At least I don't have
to work out tomorrow.

:32:04
Did you have
a daiquiri tonight?
Yeah.

:32:06
I thought you might.
:32:08
It was a very bad night.
:32:09
[All laughing]
:32:11
Yeah, laugh.
:32:12
You know what,
you guys wouldn't be
laughing right now...

:32:15
if some girl had just
vomited shellfish sandwich
into your mouth.

:32:18
[Grunts]
:32:19
You know what, you're right,
it's my bad.

:32:21
Let me apologize to you
first of all...

:32:23
for not mentioning in detail
that when you pick up
a drunk woman...

:32:27
who's falling down
on her way out of the bar...

:32:30
that you should
probably drive.
I drive a bike.

:32:33
Okay,
Mr. Schwinn-fucking-Armstrong,
who asked you to drive a bike?

:32:37
You know what,
I'm not the only person
in the world...

:32:39
who rides a bike.
:32:40
Yeah, everyone rides a bike,
when they're fucking six.

:32:43
Why don't you kiss something?
:32:45
Because this is over,
you guys, okay?

:32:48
Can I just interject
for a second?

:32:50
[Stuttering]
Let me just say...

:32:52
you're putting the pussy up
on this pedestal.

:32:54
You're just building
the pussy up, man.

:32:56
What are you even
talking about?

:32:57
"Building the pussy up,"
what does that mean?

:32:59
You making the pussy into
this great big Greek goddess
named Pussalia...

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and what you're doing is...
:33:05
you're psyching yourself
into thinking
it's some impossible feat.

:33:08
Yeah, I think
you're right.

:33:10
I'm putting the pussy up
on a pedestal.

:33:12
Right.
That's it.

:33:14
It's "Pussalia," right?
:33:15
Look where you going.
I don't wanna say
the word anymore.

:33:18
Say what word?
"Pussy." I don't wanna say it.

:33:20
Fuck it.
"Pussy" is a scientific word.

:33:23
Dude! New pants, man.
:33:25
You know what, Dave?
:33:26
You know, you said
there wasn't gonna be
any pressure at all.

:33:29
(David)
I'm not pressuring you.
Excuse me.

:33:31
Can one of you guys
help me, please?

:33:32
No hablo English, lady.
:33:35
I actually am helping
a customer right now.

:33:38
Okay, well...
I'm on break.

:33:40
But our stock supervisor
is very knowledgeable.

:33:43
He can answer
all of your questions
and he'd love to help you.

:33:45
Thank you.
:33:47
Have a nice day.
You, too.

:33:49
Great, okay. Hi, I'm Trish.
Hi, Andy is my name.

:33:54
This one looks pretty good.
You don't wanna buy that VCR.

:33:57
I don't?
:33:58
No, actually to be
totally honest with you...


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