The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:38:00
[Shouting]
:38:03
I peed in public!
:38:05
Let me out.
I can't hear
what you're saying.

:38:08
I don't want to be in here.
It's a soundproof room.

:38:11
Just learn the techniques.
Right on, man.

:38:13
[Woman moaning]
:38:15
You guys, this is not funny!
:38:28
[Sighing]
:38:44
[Ringing]
:38:48
Hello.
:38:49
[Grunting]
:38:56
Hey, what you watching?
:38:57
Dawn of the Dead, man.
Great.

:38:59
The store is slow.
Paula's gone.

:39:01
Yo, is Paula back?
No. She's not here.

:39:04
She said we can't
watch this in here.
You sure?

:39:06
I know.
Can I ask you something
in confidence?

:39:09
I know this is gonna
sound weird.

:39:12
Am I good-looking?
:39:13
Do you think a woman
will find me attractive?

:39:15
[Snarls]
Oh, my God!

:39:17
Oh, my God, the blood just...
Okay, never mind.

:39:20
Wait, Andy. Hold up.
:39:22
Listen,
this is embarrassing for me.
This is hard to talk about.

:39:25
Are you ready
for my honest answer?
Yes.

:39:28
Yeah.
I think you're
a good-looking cat.

:39:31
I don't think
that anybody knows it...

:39:33
and I don't think
anybody can see it.

:39:34
Well,
that's why I'm asking you.

:39:36
You seem really well-groomed
and really put together.

:39:38
I mean, look, dude.
You think this was
an accident?

:39:41
All of this right here?
Premeditated, partner.

:39:44
You gotta highlight
your attributes,
like a diamond in the rough.

:39:47
You willing to make
some sacrifices?

:39:49
Absolutely.
:39:50
You see that whole
Teen Wolf thing
you got going right there?

:39:53
You need to wax
that right out.

:39:55
Does it hurt?
No. Waxing don't hurt.

:39:57
I mean,
not unless you're a bitch.
You know what I mean?

:39:59
It didn't hurt me.
I get it done all the time.


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