The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:39:01
Yo, is Paula back?
No. She's not here.

:39:04
She said we can't
watch this in here.
You sure?

:39:06
I know.
Can I ask you something
in confidence?

:39:09
I know this is gonna
sound weird.

:39:12
Am I good-looking?
:39:13
Do you think a woman
will find me attractive?

:39:15
[Snarls]
Oh, my God!

:39:17
Oh, my God, the blood just...
Okay, never mind.

:39:20
Wait, Andy. Hold up.
:39:22
Listen,
this is embarrassing for me.
This is hard to talk about.

:39:25
Are you ready
for my honest answer?
Yes.

:39:28
Yeah.
I think you're
a good-looking cat.

:39:31
I don't think
that anybody knows it...

:39:33
and I don't think
anybody can see it.

:39:34
Well,
that's why I'm asking you.

:39:36
You seem really well-groomed
and really put together.

:39:38
I mean, look, dude.
You think this was
an accident?

:39:41
All of this right here?
Premeditated, partner.

:39:44
You gotta highlight
your attributes,
like a diamond in the rough.

:39:47
You willing to make
some sacrifices?

:39:49
Absolutely.
:39:50
You see that whole
Teen Wolf thing
you got going right there?

:39:53
You need to wax
that right out.

:39:55
Does it hurt?
No. Waxing don't hurt.

:39:57
I mean,
not unless you're a bitch.
You know what I mean?

:39:59
It didn't hurt me.
I get it done all the time.

:40:01
[Screaming]
What the fuck!

:40:02
[Exclaiming]
:40:06
Fuck that nigger up!
:40:09
Bitch, get out of the room!
:40:14
(Jay)
This is gonna be good.

:40:16
This the one right here,
right?
Hi, how are you?

:40:18
So this is your first time
getting body waxed?

:40:21
Yes, it is.
:40:22
Take off your shirt.
Okay.

:40:27
We're gonna need
more wax.

:40:29
I'm staying.
This is gonna be good.

:40:32
And clear all my appointments
in the afternoon.

:40:35
Here we go.
:40:37
That feels warm.
:40:41
(David)
I like your sweater.
Does that come in a V-neck?

:40:46
(Cal)
She starts doing his pubes,
I'm out of here.

:40:50
(Jay)
You gonna look good
after this, man.

:40:52
Thanks, man.
:40:53
So, ready?
Yeah.

:40:56
[Speaks foreign language]

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