The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:40:01
[Screaming]
What the fuck!

:40:02
[Exclaiming]
:40:06
Fuck that nigger up!
:40:09
Bitch, get out of the room!
:40:14
(Jay)
This is gonna be good.

:40:16
This the one right here,
right?
Hi, how are you?

:40:18
So this is your first time
getting body waxed?

:40:21
Yes, it is.
:40:22
Take off your shirt.
Okay.

:40:27
We're gonna need
more wax.

:40:29
I'm staying.
This is gonna be good.

:40:32
And clear all my appointments
in the afternoon.

:40:35
Here we go.
:40:37
That feels warm.
:40:41
(David)
I like your sweater.
Does that come in a V-neck?

:40:46
(Cal)
She starts doing his pubes,
I'm out of here.

:40:50
(Jay)
You gonna look good
after this, man.

:40:52
Thanks, man.
:40:53
So, ready?
Yeah.

:40:56
[Speaks foreign language]
:41:00
[Screaming]
:41:01
You fucker!
:41:04
I'm sorry.
That's just your job.

:41:07
You want me to stop now?
No. It's okay.

:41:12
Let's do another one.
:41:13
That one little patch
looks sexy though.

:41:15
Does it look good?
(Cal)
Yeah, it looks really good.

:41:17
[Exclaiming]
:41:18
(David)
It looks man-tastic.

:41:21
(Andy)
Okay.

:41:24
Wow! I didn't expect
that at all.
I really didn't expect that.

:41:28
(Jay)
You got it. The first one
is the only one that hurts.

:41:31
Yeah.
Those hairs are pretty deep.

:41:33
Okay.
:41:35
You ready?
Yup.

:41:37
[Speaks foreign language]
:41:38
[Screaming]
:41:40
Sucker motherfucker!
:41:42
You shithead! I hate you!
:41:45
I hate you so much!
:41:48
That one hurt.
:41:49
That one hurt
just as much as the first one.

:41:52
That's great, man.
Man!

:41:54
[Exhaling]
:41:55
One, two, three.
:41:58
[Grunting]
:41:59
Fuck me!

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