The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:41:00
[Screaming]
:41:01
You fucker!
:41:04
I'm sorry.
That's just your job.

:41:07
You want me to stop now?
No. It's okay.

:41:12
Let's do another one.
:41:13
That one little patch
looks sexy though.

:41:15
Does it look good?
(Cal)
Yeah, it looks really good.

:41:17
[Exclaiming]
:41:18
(David)
It looks man-tastic.

:41:21
(Andy)
Okay.

:41:24
Wow! I didn't expect
that at all.
I really didn't expect that.

:41:28
(Jay)
You got it. The first one
is the only one that hurts.

:41:31
Yeah.
Those hairs are pretty deep.

:41:33
Okay.
:41:35
You ready?
Yup.

:41:37
[Speaks foreign language]
:41:38
[Screaming]
:41:40
Sucker motherfucker!
:41:42
You shithead! I hate you!
:41:45
I hate you so much!
:41:48
That one hurt.
:41:49
That one hurt
just as much as the first one.

:41:52
That's great, man.
Man!

:41:54
[Exhaling]
:41:55
One, two, three.
:41:58
[Grunting]
:41:59
Fuck me!
:42:03
In the asshole!
:42:07
[Andy exclaiming]
:42:09
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

:42:10
I really don't
swear this much.

:42:12
You know what,
I got a weak stomach.

:42:13
That's all I can really take.
I'll see ya'll.

:42:15
(Andy)
Jay.
Be tough, Andy, you got it.

:42:18
Where did Jay go?
(David)
He went to throw up.

:42:20
Ready?
Yup.

:42:22
One, two.
:42:23
[Gasping]
:42:24
Cocksucker motherfucker!
:42:26
You pulled on two.
:42:29
Why didn't you
pull on three?

:42:31
Freddy pie hole!
:42:33
[Andy exclaiming in Spanish]
:42:34
No! Kelly Clarkson!
:42:37
[Screaming]
:42:41
[Andy screaming]
Ya'll done or ya'll...

:42:43
That's fucked up.
(Andy)
Oh, shit falls!

:42:45
That's fucked up.
:42:49
I hate you.
:42:51
Stop smiling, you jerk!
:42:53
You pussy.
:42:55
Oh, God. What's next?
:42:57
You're doing the nipple.
(Cal)
Not the nipple.

:42:59
Come on.
Not the nipple.


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