The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:43:01
Please, Cal,
hold my hand.

:43:03
You kidding me, man?
Hold my goddamn hand, man.

:43:07
Do it! Just hold.
Okay, here we go.

:43:09
[Exhaling]
:43:10
(woman)
Ready?

:43:12
No. Yup.
:43:13
One, two, three.
:43:16
[Screaming]
Nipple fuck!

:43:20
Mika, you should
burn in hell!

:43:22
Okay, all right.
No, seriously,
I think I'm done.

:43:25
I think we're done.
I think that's good.

:43:28
[Panting]
:43:30
You know what, guys...
:43:31
this is not
a good look for me!

:43:34
You look like
a man-o'- lantern.

:43:36
Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.

:43:53
[Screaming]
:43:57
(Cal)
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.

:43:59
Thank you.
Thanks.

:44:01
Andy,
I owe you an apology, man.

:44:03
I wasn't very nice
to you for the past
two-and-a-half years.

:44:07
You were nice to me.
:44:08
No, I was... I thought
you were really boring and...

:44:11
I kind of thought
you were a serial killer.

:44:13
[Laughs]
:44:15
I'm not joking.
:44:16
Hey!
Sorry. Shoot. Sorry, sorry.

:44:19
Don't worry. There's a lot of
padding in these.

:44:22
I could hurl it
off the balcony,
it would be fine.

:44:24
Yeah. It will be fine.
We couldn't break this...

:44:26
if we tried.
No problem.

:44:27
Look, you shouldn't listen
to Dave and Jay, okay?

:44:29
Those guys are crazy.
You should listen to me, okay?

:44:32
Look, there is a hot-ass girl
who works right there.

:44:36
There she is,
in the bookstore.
You should ask her out, man.

:44:41
Something wrong
with her underpants.

:44:43
(Cal)
Yeah, they're not in my mouth.

:44:44
You know, I kind of...
:44:47
like the woman
from the eBay store.

:44:50
That's great, but...
:44:51
you're not gonna
get with anyone...

:44:52
unless you play
the odds on this, man.

:44:54
You need to plant
a lot of seeds.

:44:56
It's like this.
When I was growing pot,
I realized...


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