The 40 Year Old Virgin
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What am I supposed to say?
"I went to magic camp?"

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"I'm an accomplished
ventriloquist?"

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"I am a seventh-degree
imperial yo-yo master."

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[Exclaims]
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Do me, yo-yo master.
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I want you to do me,
'cause you're the yo-yo guy.

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Are you done? Listen.
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The problem
most men have is...

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they just plain straight up
have no clue
how to talk to women.

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Just ask a question, okay?
That's it.

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Because women do not care
about what you have to say...

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at all anyway, you know.
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And all they want to do
is talk about themselves.

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So you're just gonna
let them do that.

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Okay? So remember.
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Questions, be cool,
and be kind of a dick.

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Here, be David Caruso
in Jade.

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Okay. I know exactly
what you're talking about.

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You do. That's good.
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(Cal)
There she is.

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Go plant that seed, man.
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Plant it with your finger.
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Can I help you?
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I don't know. Can you?
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Are you looking
for something?

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Is there something
I should be looking for?

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[Laughs]
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We have
a lot of books.

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So, maybe it depends
on what you like.

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What do you like?
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We have a great section of...
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do-it-yourself.
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Do you like to
"do it yourself"?

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Sometimes. I mean...
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if the mood strikes.
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How is the mood
striking you now?

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[Laughing]

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