The 40 Year Old Virgin
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[Tittering]
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What's your name?
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What's your name?
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I'm Beth.
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Andy.
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Andy.
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Don't tell on me,
okay, Andy?
I wont.

:48:22
Unless you want
to be told on...

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Beth.
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Wow. That totally worked!
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I literally said nothing.
And she found me fascinating.

:48:33
I would've thought
you were doing that for years.

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Should I have asked her out?
No. That's the key.

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You wait for it
to grow into a plant...

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and then you fuck the plant.
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Okay.
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This is easy.
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All right.
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Hello, Trish.
How you doing?
What's going on?

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[Laughing]
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Good joke.
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This is a fun conversation.
:48:57
Just grow a backbone
and call her.

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She asked you to call her.
She wants you to call her.

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[Telephone ringing]
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Hello.
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Hey, how you doing?
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How you doing?
I'm well.

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Who is this?
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This is James.
James. Do I know you, James?

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[Grunting]
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I was wondering whether
you had a few minutes...

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to talk about
a little laundry detergent.

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Are you a telemarketer, James?
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Yep.
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Are you at the top
of a tall building?

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Can you get to a roof quickly?
Jump off!

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I mean, you people are sick.
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Get a real fucking job,
why don't you?

:49:38
Go shoot yourself
in the fucking head.

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Hey, why don't you just,
you know,
get a knife and run into it?

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Why don't you do that, huh?
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Okay.
I'll see you later, James.

:49:45
Nice to talk to you.
Fuck your mother, okay?
Bye-bye.

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Oh.
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[Doorbell ringing]
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Hey, man.
Got a big box of porn for you.

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Can I come in?
Yeah.


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