:49:00
She asked you to call her.
She wants you to call her.
:49:08
[Telephone ringing]
:49:10
Hello.
:49:11
Hey, how you doing?
:49:14
How you doing?
I'm well.
:49:17
Who is this?
:49:19
This is James.
James. Do I know you, James?
:49:22
[Grunting]
:49:23
I was wondering whether
you had a few minutes...
:49:25
to talk about
a little laundry detergent.
:49:27
Are you a telemarketer, James?
:49:30
Yep.
:49:31
Are you at the top
of a tall building?
:49:32
Can you get to a roof quickly?
Jump off!
:49:35
I mean, you people are sick.
:49:36
Get a real fucking job,
why don't you?
:49:38
Go shoot yourself
in the fucking head.
:49:39
Hey, why don't you just,
you know,
get a knife and run into it?
:49:42
Why don't you do that, huh?
:49:44
Okay.
I'll see you later, James.
:49:45
Nice to talk to you.
Fuck your mother, okay?
Bye-bye.
:49:50
Oh.
:49:51
[Doorbell ringing]
:49:54
Hey, man.
Got a big box of porn for you.
:49:59
Can I come in?
Yeah.
:50:02
[Sighs]
:50:03
Sweet video game chair.
:50:09
So what's in the box?
:50:10
It's my personal collection
of erotica.
:50:13
I want to give it to you.
:50:14
I think there might be
a few tapes in there
that just might open up...
:50:17
Pandora's box of love.
:50:19
Okay.
:50:20
Amy and I,
we used to watch
Harry Twatter...
:50:23
and we'd put it on
the television...
:50:24
and then act it out
as it was going on...
:50:26
and it was...
:50:30
She's adorable.
:50:32
Fucking bitch.
:50:34
Well, you know,
this is really gracious
and kind...
:50:36
and generous and everything.
:50:37
But I just don't want
a big box of porn
in my apartment.
:50:40
There's some really
great stuff in here.
:50:43
Really great movies in here,
man.
:50:45
Hey, did you ever see
School of Rock?
:50:47
Yeah.
Well, this is...
:50:48
It's called School of...
:50:50
You know...
:50:52
That's nice.
But it stars Jack Black Cock.
:50:56
That makes sense.
:50:57
Dude, here it is.
:50:59
Boner Jams '03.
It's a mixed tape I made.