:50:02
[Sighs]
:50:03
Sweet video game chair.
:50:09
So what's in the box?
:50:10
It's my personal collection
of erotica.
:50:13
I want to give it to you.
:50:14
I think there might be
a few tapes in there
that just might open up...
:50:17
Pandora's box of love.
:50:19
Okay.
:50:20
Amy and I,
we used to watch
Harry Twatter...
:50:23
and we'd put it on
the television...
:50:24
and then act it out
as it was going on...
:50:26
and it was...
:50:30
She's adorable.
:50:32
Fucking bitch.
:50:34
Well, you know,
this is really gracious
and kind...
:50:36
and generous and everything.
:50:37
But I just don't want
a big box of porn
in my apartment.
:50:40
There's some really
great stuff in here.
:50:43
Really great movies in here,
man.
:50:45
Hey, did you ever see
School of Rock?
:50:47
Yeah.
Well, this is...
:50:48
It's called School of...
:50:50
You know...
:50:52
That's nice.
But it stars Jack Black Cock.
:50:56
That makes sense.
:50:57
Dude, here it is.
:50:59
Boner Jams '03.
It's a mixed tape I made.
:51:02
All these great scenes
that I was really into
in the summer of 2003.
:51:06
I think you'd really dig it.
Yeah. Now I can see that.
:51:09
This is...
:51:11
Everybody Loves Raymond.
:51:12
That's probably
not supposed to be...
:51:14
This is a good show.
I just tape it sometimes.
:51:16
Well, I don't think
you understand something,
Dave.
:51:18
I don't want this stuff, okay?
Because I don't do that,
that much.
:51:22
What, masturbate?
Yeah.
:51:25
Dude, I've jacked it twice
since I've been here.
:51:28
Are you kidding me? Why not?
It's not a hobby of mine.
:51:31
Well, then,
that's the only hobby
you don't have.
:51:33
No, seriously,
I just don't feel comfortable
talking about...
:51:36
You need to.
You're wound up.
:51:37
You're like one of these
action figures...
:51:39
all hermetically sealed
in your box.
:51:40
You gotta play with...
Don't!
:51:43
Don't take it out!
:51:44
I'm sorry.
You know what, it's just...
:51:47
It loses its value if you
take it out of its packaging.
:51:50
I'm just saying, let it out.
Give it some air, man.
Play with it.
:51:53
Take your porn with you.
I'm not taking it.
:51:56
Take your box-o-porn.
:51:57
It's my gift to you.
No. I don't want it.