The 40 Year Old Virgin
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All these great scenes
that I was really into
in the summer of 2003.

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I think you'd really dig it.
Yeah. Now I can see that.

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This is...
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Everybody Loves Raymond.
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That's probably
not supposed to be...

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This is a good show.
I just tape it sometimes.

:51:16
Well, I don't think
you understand something,
Dave.

:51:18
I don't want this stuff, okay?
Because I don't do that,
that much.

:51:22
What, masturbate?
Yeah.

:51:25
Dude, I've jacked it twice
since I've been here.

:51:28
Are you kidding me? Why not?
It's not a hobby of mine.

:51:31
Well, then,
that's the only hobby
you don't have.

:51:33
No, seriously,
I just don't feel comfortable
talking about...

:51:36
You need to.
You're wound up.

:51:37
You're like one of these
action figures...

:51:39
all hermetically sealed
in your box.

:51:40
You gotta play with...
Don't!

:51:43
Don't take it out!
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I'm sorry.
You know what, it's just...

:51:47
It loses its value if you
take it out of its packaging.

:51:50
I'm just saying, let it out.
Give it some air, man.
Play with it.

:51:53
Take your porn with you.
I'm not taking it.

:51:56
Take your box-o-porn.
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It's my gift to you.
No. I don't want it.

:52:00
David, it's not...
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Andy, for the last time...
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I don't want your giant box
of pornography.

:52:05
No, no, no!
Come on, man.

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So uncool.
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Uncool?
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Uncool is trying
to give an honest man
a big box of porn, Andy.

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(David)
For the last time,
I don't want to watch...

:52:19
School of Cock with you.
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**[Hello playing]

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