The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:55:00
You blind someone
with that box.

:55:03
Could see that thing
from space.

:55:09
This right here,
you looking at
the Bentley of big screen TVs.

:55:11
I'm talking about,
this is the Rolls-Royce
of big screen...

:55:14
[exclaiming]
:55:15
Sometimes,
I think these butterflies
are in here.

:55:18
I think he might be
fooling us all, though.

:55:20
Really?
:55:21
I actually think he might be,
like, some genius...

:55:23
and this is like
some big, like, hilarious...

:55:26
Like he's bored at work
and he just wanted to
kick up some shit...

:55:29
so he told us all
he's a virgin.

:55:30
You're seeing that
a lot of stuff
that's not there.

:55:32
You're just projecting
all over him.

:55:34
He might be an idiot savant...
:55:36
but he's not, like,
clever enough to go that deep.

:55:39
But he's got a great body.
:55:41
Would you fuck him?
In a New York minute.

:55:43
You would fuck him?
Absolutely.

:55:47
Hey, Andy, what are you doing
for lunch?

:55:49
I don't know.
I have a turkey sandwich.

:55:51
We're gonna go around
the corner. I think you should
come with us.

:55:54
There's this great place.
A lot of cute girls.

:55:57
I don't know. Okay.
:56:00
We brought you a shirt.
:56:02
This place is pretty fancy.
:56:05
Something going on?
:56:06
Hey, who's ready
to have some fun?

:56:08
[People cheering]
:56:10
Hey, guys...
:56:13
No, don't ignore me.
I know what this is.

:56:16
Within one hour,
you'll each have 20 dates.

:56:18
Don't...
Please don't do this.
I saw this on Primetime Live.

:56:22
All right, ninja master.
:56:24
We've given you all the advice
we have to give.

:56:26
Now you gonna put it
in action.

:56:27
Advice? You guys all
gave me different advice.

:56:29
He thinks you're a pothead.
I am.

:56:31
Dude. Hey, partner.
What are you whining about?

:56:34
You asked for this shit.
No, I didn't.

:56:37
Will you just quit whining
like a bitch?

:56:39
I'm not whining like a bitch.
You are whining like a bitch.

:56:41
And you about to cram
like 10 years of pimpage
into one day.

:56:44
I don't want to cram pimpage.
And after that...

:56:48
you on my level. Come on.
:56:49
(Cal)
Just ask questions.
This is a bad idea.

:56:52
[Buzzing]
:56:53
[People chattering]
:56:55
(woman)
Hi.
Hi. How are you?

:56:56
I'm fine.
:56:59
Are you fine?

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