The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:56:00
We brought you a shirt.
:56:02
This place is pretty fancy.
:56:05
Something going on?
:56:06
Hey, who's ready
to have some fun?

:56:08
[People cheering]
:56:10
Hey, guys...
:56:13
No, don't ignore me.
I know what this is.

:56:16
Within one hour,
you'll each have 20 dates.

:56:18
Don't...
Please don't do this.
I saw this on Primetime Live.

:56:22
All right, ninja master.
:56:24
We've given you all the advice
we have to give.

:56:26
Now you gonna put it
in action.

:56:27
Advice? You guys all
gave me different advice.

:56:29
He thinks you're a pothead.
I am.

:56:31
Dude. Hey, partner.
What are you whining about?

:56:34
You asked for this shit.
No, I didn't.

:56:37
Will you just quit whining
like a bitch?

:56:39
I'm not whining like a bitch.
You are whining like a bitch.

:56:41
And you about to cram
like 10 years of pimpage
into one day.

:56:44
I don't want to cram pimpage.
And after that...

:56:48
you on my level. Come on.
:56:49
(Cal)
Just ask questions.
This is a bad idea.

:56:52
[Buzzing]
:56:53
[People chattering]
:56:55
(woman)
Hi.
Hi. How are you?

:56:56
I'm fine.
:56:59
Are you fine?
:57:01
Yeah.
:57:03
You're fine then?
:57:05
Are you fucking retarded?
What the hell's
the matter with you?

:57:08
Do you want me to be
fucking retarded?

:57:10
[Buzzer sounding]
:57:11
When I look into
the eyes of the children
and the parents...

:57:13
and they are smiling
and saying:

:57:15
"Thank you, Dr. Montalban,
you saved my child"...

:57:17
it was worth it.
:57:19
[Buzzer sounding]
:57:21
Amy...
:57:23
what are you doing here?
David.

:57:27
And you are Gina?
Gina.

:57:29
Hey, what's up?
Nothing.

:57:31
Look, I'm going to be
real honest with you.

:57:34
It's been a long time
since I've been with a man.

:57:36
Spent a lot of time
with the ladies.

:57:39
Looking to get back up
on that pogo stick.

:57:41
You know what I'm saying?
Excuse me.

:57:43
Remember that time
when we made love
and you cried in my arms?

:57:47
Please don't reminisce about
the times we fucked, please.

:57:50
It's so creepy.
Let's go to Paris.

:57:52
I want to take you
underneath the Eiffel Tower
and make love to you.

:57:55
Cut it out.
Cut what out?

:57:56
This go to Paris!
We've been broken up
for like two years, man.

:57:59
I don't want to
date you anymore.


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