The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:57:01
Yeah.
:57:03
You're fine then?
:57:05
Are you fucking retarded?
What the hell's
the matter with you?

:57:08
Do you want me to be
fucking retarded?

:57:10
[Buzzer sounding]
:57:11
When I look into
the eyes of the children
and the parents...

:57:13
and they are smiling
and saying:

:57:15
"Thank you, Dr. Montalban,
you saved my child"...

:57:17
it was worth it.
:57:19
[Buzzer sounding]
:57:21
Amy...
:57:23
what are you doing here?
David.

:57:27
And you are Gina?
Gina.

:57:29
Hey, what's up?
Nothing.

:57:31
Look, I'm going to be
real honest with you.

:57:34
It's been a long time
since I've been with a man.

:57:36
Spent a lot of time
with the ladies.

:57:39
Looking to get back up
on that pogo stick.

:57:41
You know what I'm saying?
Excuse me.

:57:43
Remember that time
when we made love
and you cried in my arms?

:57:47
Please don't reminisce about
the times we fucked, please.

:57:50
It's so creepy.
Let's go to Paris.

:57:52
I want to take you
underneath the Eiffel Tower
and make love to you.

:57:55
Cut it out.
Cut what out?

:57:56
This go to Paris!
We've been broken up
for like two years, man.

:57:59
I don't want to
date you anymore.

:58:00
You're a whore.
I am not a whore.

:58:02
I just didn't like you.
:58:04
This is so us.
:58:05
[Laughs]
:58:06
[Snickering]
:58:07
Psycho talk.
What?

:58:09
You're a good-looking man.
Thank you.

:58:11
Very pretty.
Real soft, delicate features.

:58:13
You're real feminine,
you know,
which is good for me...

:58:16
because that would be
a simple sort of transition.

:58:18
You know what I'm saying?
:58:20
Maybe throw a little rouge
on you, tuck your sac back.

:58:23
You game?
No.

:58:24
[Buzzer sounding]
:58:26
You need to stop
fucking around
with my friend, okay?

:58:29
Because you're giving
him hope, and it's driving
the man crazy.

:58:32
I moved,
I changed my e-mail address,
my phone number.

:58:35
He's practically
stalking me.

:58:37
Well, I didn't know all that.
So, I'm sorry.

:58:39
[Buzzer sounding]
:58:41
I love Minnesota.
:58:42
(woman)
I grew up in a town
outside of Minneapolis...

:58:44
with a population of, like,
500 people. Really small.

:58:47
Yeah, it's like
the Land of a Thousand Lakes.

:58:50
What about you?
You're used to, like,
a really big city.

:58:53
Really... God, yes.
:58:56
The town that I grew up in
was really small. I mean...

:58:59
you know, it was just so safe.
There was no crime.


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