:58:00
You're a whore.
I am not a whore.
:58:02
I just didn't like you.
:58:04
This is so us.
:58:05
[Laughs]
:58:06
[Snickering]
:58:07
Psycho talk.
What?
:58:09
You're a good-looking man.
Thank you.
:58:11
Very pretty.
Real soft, delicate features.
:58:13
You're real feminine,
you know,
which is good for me...
:58:16
because that would be
a simple sort of transition.
:58:18
You know what I'm saying?
:58:20
Maybe throw a little rouge
on you, tuck your sac back.
:58:23
You game?
No.
:58:24
[Buzzer sounding]
:58:26
You need to stop
fucking around
with my friend, okay?
:58:29
Because you're giving
him hope, and it's driving
the man crazy.
:58:32
I moved,
I changed my e-mail address,
my phone number.
:58:35
He's practically
stalking me.
:58:37
Well, I didn't know all that.
So, I'm sorry.
:58:39
[Buzzer sounding]
:58:41
I love Minnesota.
:58:42
(woman)
I grew up in a town
outside of Minneapolis...
:58:44
with a population of, like,
500 people. Really small.
:58:47
Yeah, it's like
the Land of a Thousand Lakes.
:58:50
What about you?
You're used to, like,
a really big city.
:58:53
Really... God, yes.
:58:56
The town that I grew up in
was really small. I mean...
:58:59
you know, it was just so safe.
There was no crime.
:59:02
I mean, a girl could just walk
from one end of town
to the other...
:59:06
and just, you know,
feel completely safe.
:59:09
[Coughing]
:59:10
[Buzzer sounding]
:59:12
(Jay)
You suppose he's had enough?
:59:13
Spank bank has
once again been filled.
:59:16
(Cal)
I'll tell you
who's the hottest.
:59:18
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
Let me tell you. Gina.
:59:21
Can't get va-Gina
out of my head.
Va-Gina all week.
:59:34
You know what's a fun game?
Huh?
:59:36
You take three
Excedrin PMs...
:59:38
and you see
if you could whack off
before you fall asleep.
:59:41
[Sighing]
:59:42
You always win
is the best part
about the game.
:59:48
(Jill)
Are you Andy?
Yeah.
:59:50
Is this yours?
Did you write this stuff?
:59:51
My girlfriend, Jill,
found your
speed-dating card.
:59:55
Yeah, right.
:59:56
God, I've been looking
for that speed-dating card.
:59:58
Thank you so much
for bringing it to me.