The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:58:00
You're a whore.
I am not a whore.

:58:02
I just didn't like you.
:58:04
This is so us.
:58:05
[Laughs]
:58:06
[Snickering]
:58:07
Psycho talk.
What?

:58:09
You're a good-looking man.
Thank you.

:58:11
Very pretty.
Real soft, delicate features.

:58:13
You're real feminine,
you know,
which is good for me...

:58:16
because that would be
a simple sort of transition.

:58:18
You know what I'm saying?
:58:20
Maybe throw a little rouge
on you, tuck your sac back.

:58:23
You game?
No.

:58:24
[Buzzer sounding]
:58:26
You need to stop
fucking around
with my friend, okay?

:58:29
Because you're giving
him hope, and it's driving
the man crazy.

:58:32
I moved,
I changed my e-mail address,
my phone number.

:58:35
He's practically
stalking me.

:58:37
Well, I didn't know all that.
So, I'm sorry.

:58:39
[Buzzer sounding]
:58:41
I love Minnesota.
:58:42
(woman)
I grew up in a town
outside of Minneapolis...

:58:44
with a population of, like,
500 people. Really small.

:58:47
Yeah, it's like
the Land of a Thousand Lakes.

:58:50
What about you?
You're used to, like,
a really big city.

:58:53
Really... God, yes.
:58:56
The town that I grew up in
was really small. I mean...

:58:59
you know, it was just so safe.
There was no crime.

:59:02
I mean, a girl could just walk
from one end of town
to the other...

:59:06
and just, you know,
feel completely safe.

:59:09
[Coughing]
:59:10
[Buzzer sounding]
:59:12
(Jay)
You suppose he's had enough?

:59:13
Spank bank has
once again been filled.

:59:16
(Cal)
I'll tell you
who's the hottest.

:59:18
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
Let me tell you. Gina.

:59:21
Can't get va-Gina
out of my head.
Va-Gina all week.

:59:34
You know what's a fun game?
Huh?

:59:36
You take three
Excedrin PMs...

:59:38
and you see
if you could whack off
before you fall asleep.

:59:41
[Sighing]
:59:42
You always win
is the best part
about the game.

:59:48
(Jill)
Are you Andy?
Yeah.

:59:50
Is this yours?
Did you write this stuff?

:59:51
My girlfriend, Jill,
found your
speed-dating card.

:59:55
Yeah, right.
:59:56
God, I've been looking
for that speed-dating card.

:59:58
Thank you so much
for bringing it to me.


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