:59:02
I mean, a girl could just walk
from one end of town
to the other...
:59:06
and just, you know,
feel completely safe.
:59:09
[Coughing]
:59:10
[Buzzer sounding]
:59:12
(Jay)
You suppose he's had enough?
:59:13
Spank bank has
once again been filled.
:59:16
(Cal)
I'll tell you
who's the hottest.
:59:18
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
Let me tell you. Gina.
:59:21
Can't get va-Gina
out of my head.
Va-Gina all week.
:59:34
You know what's a fun game?
Huh?
:59:36
You take three
Excedrin PMs...
:59:38
and you see
if you could whack off
before you fall asleep.
:59:41
[Sighing]
:59:42
You always win
is the best part
about the game.
:59:48
(Jill)
Are you Andy?
Yeah.
:59:50
Is this yours?
Did you write this stuff?
:59:51
My girlfriend, Jill,
found your
speed-dating card.
:59:55
Yeah, right.
:59:56
God, I've been looking
for that speed-dating card.
:59:58
Thank you so much
for bringing it to me.
1:00:00
So, you actually wrote
that one girl looked like...
1:00:03
she was
"hurting for a squirting"?
1:00:05
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
Hurting for a squirting,
I wrote that.
1:00:08
So you wrote
"ho fo show."
1:00:11
Yeah, I remember that girl.
She was a ho.
1:00:14
Fo show.
1:00:15
Let me show you
how this device works.
1:00:17
Right, I'm just looking
for a cordless phone.
1:00:19
Yup, it's great.
You can do anything,
make video diaries...
1:00:22
Hey, Amy, how's it going?
How you feeling? I'm great.
1:00:26
I feel fantastic
since we broke up.
1:00:29
I feel awesome!
1:00:31
Can you just show me
the department where there
would be phones?
1:00:33
How have you been?
What's been going on...
1:00:36
I bet... Hey, have you been
doing a lot of this?
1:00:40
Sir, please, sir.
1:00:42
You are never gonna
meet anybody...
1:00:43
with that kind of mentality
about women,
you sick son of a bitch.
1:00:46
Who the fuck are you
to put me on trial?
1:00:48
I've never even met you.
1:00:49
So why don't you
back the shit off, all right?
1:00:52
And stop with the inquisition.
1:00:54
That's how you talk?
1:00:55
You know what,
I don't have to answer to you.
1:00:57
You ain't my bitch.
1:00:59
Know what I saying?