1:00:00
So, you actually wrote
that one girl looked like...
1:00:03
she was
"hurting for a squirting"?
1:00:05
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
Hurting for a squirting,
I wrote that.
1:00:08
So you wrote
"ho fo show."
1:00:11
Yeah, I remember that girl.
She was a ho.
1:00:14
Fo show.
1:00:15
Let me show you
how this device works.
1:00:17
Right, I'm just looking
for a cordless phone.
1:00:19
Yup, it's great.
You can do anything,
make video diaries...
1:00:22
Hey, Amy, how's it going?
How you feeling? I'm great.
1:00:26
I feel fantastic
since we broke up.
1:00:29
I feel awesome!
1:00:31
Can you just show me
the department where there
would be phones?
1:00:33
How have you been?
What's been going on...
1:00:36
I bet... Hey, have you been
doing a lot of this?
1:00:40
Sir, please, sir.
1:00:42
You are never gonna
meet anybody...
1:00:43
with that kind of mentality
about women,
you sick son of a bitch.
1:00:46
Who the fuck are you
to put me on trial?
1:00:48
I've never even met you.
1:00:49
So why don't you
back the shit off, all right?
1:00:52
And stop with the inquisition.
1:00:54
That's how you talk?
1:00:55
You know what,
I don't have to answer to you.
1:00:57
You ain't my bitch.
1:00:59
Know what I saying?
1:01:00
So, shit, man. Fuck it.
1:01:03
You shouldn't even be
hanging out with this pervert.
1:01:05
I don't hang out with him.
I work with him and that's it.
1:01:07
I tried to introduce him
to a few nice people...
1:01:09
he made a fool of himself.
1:01:10
I don't mess with him, baby.
That's not me.
1:01:12
You should keep your ho
on a leash.
1:01:14
Bro, I can't let you...
Hey.
1:01:16
I can't let you be talking
to my woman like that, dawg.
1:01:18
Know what I'm saying?
Bitch is running wild, man.
1:01:20
You miss that ass?
That's the ass of a free man.
1:01:23
That ass is going out tonight,
maybe to a club.
1:01:26
Maybe to a night club.
1:01:28
Hey, Andy...
1:01:29
take a look at your pal.
Oh, my God.
1:01:31
Yeah, he's performing
a public colonoscopy.
1:01:34
Isn't that sweet?
1:01:36
I'm gonna send
David home for the day...
1:01:37
and you're gonna
fill in for him.
1:01:38
What? Selling things?
You got that right.
1:01:40
I don't think
that's a good idea.
1:01:41
And you're gonna have to
talk to people, too.
1:01:43
I know that's a frightening
concept to you...
1:01:45
but I think you can handle it.
1:01:46
So get out there
and start selling some shit.
1:01:48
...thing for Amy.
1:01:49
Hold it.
Check it out.
1:01:51
(David)
I miss her.
1:01:53
**[music playing]
1:01:55
Dude, the floor's
the ultimate aphrodisiac.
1:01:57
All you got to do
is go make your pick now.
1:01:59
Come on, man.
Okay.