The 40 Year Old Virgin
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1:04:02
Because I'm not a freak.
I'm a good person.

1:04:04
I always thought
that Matt Damon was
like a Streisand, but...

1:04:08
I think that he's rocking
the shit in this one.

1:04:11
Shut up, Dave!
1:04:12
Hold up. Let's just chill
on the aggression
for a minute.

1:04:17
Look at him.
He is such a bad ass.

1:04:21
He looks
just like Luke Wilson.

1:04:24
Mmm-hmm.
1:04:25
So you saying
she was definitely a man?

1:04:27
Yes.
1:04:28
Okay, well, how do you know
that she was a man?

1:04:30
Because her hands were
as big as André the Giant's.

1:04:33
And she had an Adam's apple
as big as her balls.

1:04:37
So you have no proof.
1:04:38
You know what?
Just leave me alone.

1:04:40
Just stay away from me.
Or I'm gonna tell Paula...

1:04:42
that you're all stealing
the recordable CDs.

1:04:45
Come on.
That's like we were
paid to do it.

1:04:48
We did this
'cause we're your friends...

1:04:50
and we didn't think you have
the balls to do it yourself.

1:04:53
Really?
(David)
Yeah.

1:04:54
Okay, watch this.
1:04:56
Yo, Andy,
it's just CDs, man.

1:04:57
That's a third strike
for me, dawg.

1:05:04
[Brakes screech]
1:05:05
[Man shouting]
1:05:17
[Grunts]
1:05:19
[Bells chiming]
1:05:23
Hi.
1:05:24
Andy. Hi.
Right, yeah.

1:05:27
You remember my name.
I did.

1:05:29
How you doing?
I'm great.
I like your store.

1:05:31
That's good, yeah.
If you have time,
look around. It's...

1:05:34
Okay.
1:05:35
How's business been?
1:05:37
You know, it's coming along.
I mean, it takes a while.

1:05:40
Do you want to
go out sometime?
Yes.

1:05:43
Yes, I would like that.
That would be great.

1:05:46
I think I'm maybe free
this weekend,
if that's okay.

1:05:50
Or you could call me tomorrow
and we can just firm it up.

1:05:53
Okay. Great.
Great.

1:05:54
Okay, so I'll call you,
and yeah, that'll be good.

1:05:58
How you doing?
Congratulations.

1:05:59
Okay, so I'll... Yeah.

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