1:03:00
Why you always telling me
to fuck a goat, man?
1:03:02
(Mooj)
Fuck a goat!
1:03:05
[Elevator bell dings]
1:03:08
**[music playing on stereo]
1:03:10
[Knocking on door]
1:03:19
Hello?
1:03:23
Hello?
1:03:26
Hello.
1:03:28
Hello. Hi.
1:03:31
Are you here for Jay's party?
Yes.
1:03:34
I am Jay's party.
1:03:37
You know what, hiring
a transvestite prostitute
isn't helping me, man.
1:03:41
What? Ain't nobody hired
no damn transvestite.
1:03:43
What are you talking about?
1:03:44
She was really nice,
incidentally.
1:03:46
If that sister
was a transvestite...
1:03:48
that was the Mona Lisa
of transvestites.
1:03:50
You got a hummer
from the tranny, didn't you?
1:03:52
You know, aren't we owed
one now? 'Cause technically
we paid her.
1:03:55
Get a dick, man.
1:03:57
Do you guys even like me?
1:03:58
Or is this some sort
of cruel joke
that you're all in on?
1:04:02
Because I'm not a freak.
I'm a good person.
1:04:04
I always thought
that Matt Damon was
like a Streisand, but...
1:04:08
I think that he's rocking
the shit in this one.
1:04:11
Shut up, Dave!
1:04:12
Hold up. Let's just chill
on the aggression
for a minute.
1:04:17
Look at him.
He is such a bad ass.
1:04:21
He looks
just like Luke Wilson.
1:04:24
Mmm-hmm.
1:04:25
So you saying
she was definitely a man?
1:04:27
Yes.
1:04:28
Okay, well, how do you know
that she was a man?
1:04:30
Because her hands were
as big as André the Giant's.
1:04:33
And she had an Adam's apple
as big as her balls.
1:04:37
So you have no proof.
1:04:38
You know what?
Just leave me alone.
1:04:40
Just stay away from me.
Or I'm gonna tell Paula...
1:04:42
that you're all stealing
the recordable CDs.
1:04:45
Come on.
That's like we were
paid to do it.
1:04:48
We did this
'cause we're your friends...
1:04:50
and we didn't think you have
the balls to do it yourself.
1:04:53
Really?
(David)
Yeah.
1:04:54
Okay, watch this.
1:04:56
Yo, Andy,
it's just CDs, man.
1:04:57
That's a third strike
for me, dawg.