The 40 Year Old Virgin
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1:02:02
And you could act
a little enthused about it.

1:02:04
Yeah.
1:02:07
(Jay)
That's right. That's right.
Gazelle in the pink top.

1:02:11
(Jay)
Oh, shit.
Hi.

1:02:13
(Andy)
Looks like you're
checking out digital cameras.

1:02:15
You know what, he ain't going
to do it willingly.

1:02:17
No. We need to, like,
really facilitate things
a bit more.

1:02:20
Yo, Andy.
(Andy)
Yeah.

1:02:22
What's up, dude?
This is Jay, man.

1:02:23
Hey, Jay.
1:02:25
I am throwing a party tonight.
1:02:26
It's gonna be real mellow,
just chilled up.

1:02:28
Now, you really
need to be there.

1:02:29
It's gonna be
really, really colorful.

1:02:32
Are you free?
1:02:34
Yeah, I think so.
1:02:36
That was a joke, man.
I know you're free.

1:02:38
I'm okay.
Gotta go, man.

1:02:40
All right, bye.
1:02:44
So, tell me, Montel...
1:02:46
why weren't we invited
to the party?
What are we, Al-Qaeda?

1:02:49
No, hold up.
1:02:50
No, no.
It's not that kind of party,
y'all.

1:02:53
You're not coming
to our fucking party either,
okay?

1:02:55
Fuck you, okay?
1:02:56
First of all,
it ain't that kind of party.

1:02:58
Go fuck a goat.
Yeah.

1:03:00
Why you always telling me
to fuck a goat, man?

1:03:02
(Mooj)
Fuck a goat!

1:03:05
[Elevator bell dings]
1:03:08
**[music playing on stereo]
1:03:10
[Knocking on door]
1:03:19
Hello?
1:03:23
Hello?
1:03:26
Hello.
1:03:28
Hello. Hi.
1:03:31
Are you here for Jay's party?
Yes.

1:03:34
I am Jay's party.
1:03:37
You know what, hiring
a transvestite prostitute
isn't helping me, man.

1:03:41
What? Ain't nobody hired
no damn transvestite.

1:03:43
What are you talking about?
1:03:44
She was really nice,
incidentally.

1:03:46
If that sister
was a transvestite...

1:03:48
that was the Mona Lisa
of transvestites.

1:03:50
You got a hummer
from the tranny, didn't you?

1:03:52
You know, aren't we owed
one now? 'Cause technically
we paid her.

1:03:55
Get a dick, man.
1:03:57
Do you guys even like me?
1:03:58
Or is this some sort
of cruel joke
that you're all in on?


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