The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:06:01
Could you sing for him
and bring him a cake?

:06:04
(man)
Happy birthday.

:06:05
**[singing in Chinese]
:06:08
[Inaudible]
:06:19
Thanks a lot.
Happy birthday, Andy.

:06:38
You really like kissing,
don't you?
Yes.

:06:41
[Laughing]
:06:44
I really do.
:06:45
Take off your pants,
okay?

:06:48
Okay.
Okay.

:06:52
Wow, this is
really gonna happen.
Oh, yeah.

:06:55
Thank God.
:06:58
Okay, I'm
taking off my pants.
Yeah.

:07:01
Do you need some help?
:07:03
I think I almost got them.
It's hooked on my ankle.

:07:07
Wow, that's...
:07:09
[panting]
:07:10
Hey, wait.
Do you have protection?

:07:12
I don't like guns.
:07:14
[Laughing]
:07:17
That's funny.
:07:18
I have condoms
right here. Okay?

:07:21
Okay.
There's, you know...

:07:23
Check the expiration date
because they were from
when I was married.

:07:26
And we didn't have
sex that often. That's why
there are so many, okay?

:07:29
Okay.
:07:34
I got them.
:07:38
How does this go?
:07:40
Okay. "Roll over the tip
and down onto the base."

:07:47
Over the balls?
:07:49
It doesn't say.
:07:53
Do you mind
if I use your magnum?

:07:57
Yeah.

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