The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:07:01
Do you need some help?
:07:03
I think I almost got them.
It's hooked on my ankle.

:07:07
Wow, that's...
:07:09
[panting]
:07:10
Hey, wait.
Do you have protection?

:07:12
I don't like guns.
:07:14
[Laughing]
:07:17
That's funny.
:07:18
I have condoms
right here. Okay?

:07:21
Okay.
There's, you know...

:07:23
Check the expiration date
because they were from
when I was married.

:07:26
And we didn't have
sex that often. That's why
there are so many, okay?

:07:29
Okay.
:07:34
I got them.
:07:38
How does this go?
:07:40
Okay. "Roll over the tip
and down onto the base."

:07:47
Over the balls?
:07:49
It doesn't say.
:07:53
Do you mind
if I use your magnum?

:07:57
Yeah.
:08:00
Wow. You got to be kidding.
:08:02
I am Aquaman.
:08:06
What is that?
:08:12
[Grunting]
:08:17
[Coughing]
:08:23
[Condom bursts]
:08:24
[Yelps]
:08:26
Mom?
:08:27
[Marla exclaiming]
:08:28
What's going on here?
:08:29
Who the hell are you?
It's Andy.

:08:31
Hi, I'm Andy.
:08:32
God! What are you doing?
:08:34
Marla, get the fuck
out of my room!

:08:36
You know what...
:08:37
I cannot believe
that you're allowed
to have sex when I'm not!

:08:40
That is so unfair.
I'm gonna head out.

:08:42
(Trish)
You should go.

:08:43
Oh, Jesus!
How many times
did you just do it?

:08:46
Oh, my God!
:08:47
[Groaning]
:08:49
I'm so sorry.
:08:58
Dude, teach me.

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